50,000 before W:O:A 2009!

[xforeverxmetalx]

Ask what the order taker is wearing.

 

[Sevren]

Government Economist Virus: Nothing works, but all your diagnostic software says everything is fine.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Ugggg Hated statistics .. probably didn't help we had a Polish lecturer

sounds like fun

 

[Ærnesto]

ANNO 1999! A CLASSIC YEAR FOR A VINTAGE WHINE!

 

[Sevren]

Health Care Virus: Tests your system once a day, finds nothing wrong, and sends you a bill for $4,500.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Government Economist Virus: Nothing works, but all your diagnostic software says everything is fine.

absolutely beautiful :]

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Move the mouthpiece farther and farther from your lips as you speak. When the call ends, jerk the mouthpiece back into place and scream goodbye at the top of your lungs.

 

[Sevren]

ANNO 1999! A CLASSIC YEAR FOR A VINTAGE WHINE!

*Waves*

How am I suppose to catch your post count if you keep logging on and posting

 

[Ærnesto]

HELLO!!

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Say hello, act stunned for a few seconds, then behave as if they called you.

 

[Sevren]

Move the mouthpiece farther and farther from your lips as you speak. When the call ends, jerk the mouthpiece back into place and scream goodbye at the top of your lungs.

I like that one.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

HELLO!!

HI!

 

[Sevren]

Jimmy Hoffa Virus: Your programs can never be found again.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Say, "Are you sure this is [pizza place]? When they say "yes", say, "Well, so is this! You've got some explaining to do!"

 

[Lady_Vhaira]

When dad is sleeping, fart on his head! -me, 4