50,000 before W:O:A 2009!

[xforeverxmetalx]

Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation," or “This phone will self-destruct in five seconds.”

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.

 

[Sevren]

Woot That was 1000th post for me in this thread.

 

[Sevren]

Hillary Clinton Virus: Files disappear, only to reappear mysteriously a year later, in another directory.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

When they ask for your phone number, give them theirs, and see if they notice.

 

[Sevren]

Congressional Virus: The computer locks up, and the screen splits in half with the same message appearing on each side of the screen. The message says that the blame for the gridlock is caused by the other side.

 

[Sevren]

When they ask for your phone number, give them theirs, and see if they notice.

haha Have to try that one

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Hillary Clinton Virus: Files disappear, only to reappear mysteriously a year later, in another directory.

 

[Sevren]

Disney virus: Everything in the computer goes Goofy.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Answer their questions with questions.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

haha Have to try that one

yea there's a bunch of these i'd seriously consider doing :]

 

[Sevren]

Federal Bureaucrat Virus: Divides your hard disk into hundreds of little units, each of which does practically nothing, but all of which claim to be the most important part of your computer.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Tell them to put the crust on the bottom this time.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Federal Bureaucrat Virus: Divides your hard disk into hundreds of little units, each of which does practically nothing, but all of which claim to be the most important part of your computer.

NICE!

 

[Sevren]

yea there's a bunch of these i'd seriously consider doing :]

allthough I think they would notice 0800 666 111 <-- Hell pizza