50,000 before W:O:A 2009!

[xforeverxmetalx]

When the age of the Vikings came to a close, they must have sensed it. Probably, they gathered together one evening, slapped each other on the back and said, "Hey, good job."

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

When this girl at the museum asked me who I liked better, Monet or Manet, I said, "I like mayonnaise." She just stared at me, so I said it again, louder. Then she left. I guess she went to try to find some mayonnaise for me.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven and pie heaven, choose pie heaven.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

When you go ice-skating, try not to swing your arms too much, because that really annoys me.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

When you're riding in a time machine way far into the future, don't stick your elbow out the window, or it'll turn into a fossil.

 

[mental_mercury]

Sometimes the beauty of the world is so overwhelming, I just want to throw back my head and gargle. Just gargle and gargle, and I don't care who hears me, because I am beautiful.

=S

 

[mental_mercury]

When the age of the Vikings came to a close, they must have sensed it. Probably, they gathered together one evening, slapped each other on the back and said, "Hey, good job."

Yeah, that must have been it.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Whenever I need to "get away,'' I just get away in my mind. I go to my imaginary spot, where the beach is perfect and the water is perfect and the weather is perfect. The only bad thing there are the flies. They're terrible!

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Yeah, that must have been it.

how are you doing?

 

[mental_mercury]

Today I accidentally stepped on a snail on the sidewalk in front of our house. And I thought, I too am like that snail. I build a defensive wall around myself, a "shell" if you will. But my shell isn't made out of a hard, protective substance. Mine is made out of tinfoil and paper bags.

you should see a doctor....

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.

 

[mental_mercury]

how are you doing?

Tired! Just finished my workout for the day...not much of a workout cuz it only includes 3 exercises but still.

how are you?

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Whenever someone asks me to define love, I usually think for a minute, then I spin around and pin the guy's arm behind his back. Now who's asking the questions?

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Tired! Just finished my workout for the day...not much of a workout cuz it only includes 3 exercises but still.

how are you?

ah nice.
i'm doing pretty good.
went to waffle house today looking for a job... going back tomorrow to talk to the manager... so who knows, it's looking good though... i'm hoping for the best