5 things forum game

[dittohead]

5 things you think are sexy[/QUOTE]

1 dark black hair
2 drunk girls
3 college girls
4 girls who can beat me up
5 bar ladys

5 reasons not to watch The Ring (2003 US re-make Version)

 

[The Raven]

i think we are talking about the 2002 re-make of the movie. starring noami watts. anyway, assuming this is the one...

• It's not in Japanese
• Does not star Japanese stars
• Is not directed by a Japanese director
• Noami Watts is just too hot
• The schoolgirls in the original are extremely Fcuking HOT!

5 reasons not to sleep with her (your girlfriend's) sister.

 

[gnoff]

1. She doesn't have a sister
2. I love my girlfriend
3. You might get caught
4. She might tell
5. Don't keep sex in the family, spread it around


5 things you'd rather do than be at work

 

[The Raven]

• Drink beer
• Play live with my band and drink beer
• Get drunk and sleep
• Drink beer and have loads of sex
• Drink beer and spit on all these techno freaks


5 reasons why you'd be better off being a shark

 

[gnoff]

1. Sharks don't have to work
2. Sharks can attack and eat humans
3. Sharks can scare the shit out of people
4. Sharks don't have to sleep
5. Sharks don't have to pay for their lunch


5 reasons why you'd not be better of being a shark

 

[MrHellRaiser]

1. you might be caught with the tuna fish
2. some people hunt you just for fun
3. everybody hates you
4. you can't come to Wacken
5. you can't drink beer underwater

5 best beer brands

 

[The Raven]

1. you might be caught with the tuna fish
2. some people hunt you just for fun
3. everybody hates you
4. you can't come to Wacken
5. you can't drink beer underwater

5 best beer brands

haven't tasted much

• Kingfisher
• Fosters
• Castle Lager
• Cobra
• Guinness

5 reasons why the pen is mightier than the sword

 

[monochrom]

haven't tasted much

• Kingfisher
• Fosters
• Castle Lager
• Cobra
• Guinness

5 reasons why the pen is mightier than the sword

The Bible
Das Kapital
The Declaration of Independence (The american one)
Mein Kampf
The phone book (Or would you want a phone sword?)


Five nice things you can say to a womans ass

 

[The Raven]

Five (nice) things you can say to a womans ass

• Shhh! Not now!
• How can something as beautiful as yourself produce that peculiar aroma?
• Wow! Your dad must be a baker, you're well baked buns!
• You have e-mail
• SHIT!

5 situations where the sword is mightier than the pen

 

[WarriorPrincess]

Five (nice) things you can say to a womans ass

• Shhh! Not now!
• How can something as beautiful as yourself produce that peculiar aroma?
• Wow! Your dad must be a baker, you're well baked buns!
• You have e-mail
• SHIT!

5 situations where the sword is mightier than the pen

1 never try to fight an orc with a pen!
2 how can you fight your enemies on a horseback with a pen?
3 manowar texts containing "pen" instead of "sword" would be tpp ridiculous
4 dragons are imune to all kind of lyrics and inks...
5 how ridiculous to give names as §excalibur" and so on to your sword...

5 reasons for hiding your relationship from the world...

 

[gnoff]

5 reasons for hiding your relationship from the world...

1. Most people can't understand the love a man and a sheep feel for each other
2. If nobody knows you are involved, they mighthave sex with you
3. You can get married lots of times and get dowry every time
4. When married to your right hand nobody wants to shake it
5. If people realize you have a normal girlfriend, they might think you are normal too...


5 things why women are better then beer

 

[The Raven]

Wow! This is a toughie!

5 things why women are better then beer

• They have a phone number
• Excess consumption of women won't make you puke
• A beer cannot dress itself in hot lingerie
• Bitch slapping a beer is a strict no-no
• A Beer doesn't make breakfast for you

5 reasons why you should go stoned for a confession

 

[gnoff]

5 reasons why you should go stoned for a confession

1. I won't go to church not being under the influence of something
2. The only way I might imagine I'm catholic
3. You should always be stoned
4. You have something to confess if you have used drugs
5. It might be a cool experience


5 things wht beer is better then women

 

[dittohead]

5 things wht beer is better then women[/QUOTE]

1 last longer
2 endless supply
3 they look good
4 they look good even when your drunk
5 you can bring them ANYWHERE

5 ways to piss off your neighbour

 

[gnoff]

5 ways to piss off your neighbour

1. Cut down his trees
2. Piss on his lawn
3. Put all your leaves from your yard in his
4. Play sex movies on loud volume all night long
5. Sunbathe in the nude


5 things why Absinthe makes you look good