250K part 2

[xforeverxmetalx]

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

There are three kinds of people - those who can count and those who can't.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

A person who knows how to laugh at himself will never cease to be amused.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Nobody goes there anymore because it's too crowded.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200 and a substantial tax cut save you 30 cents?

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized society, it is called golf.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

still nothing?

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

*maps*

 

[TuulenTytär]

"i'm amazed how damn low people can go only by being themselves.."

i love sentenced

 

[Franzi K.]

nice spamming.

 

[Franzi K.]

I'm so fucking bored -.- eveyones either on that sucking whine fest or on that cool festival. *puke*