250K part 2

[xforeverxmetalx]

amazingly I managed to fall asleep for 6-7hrs or so again after yesterday...

 

[TuulenTytär]

good things come to those who wait..or maybe not

 

[Quark]

If you say so.....

 

[Loco]

I'm still alive, still recovering of Queens Day... not used to drink anymore, worst hang-over ever

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

good things come to those who wait..or maybe not

depends...
that's either called patience or procrastination

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

I'm still alive, still recovering of Queens Day... not used to drink anymore, worst hang-over ever

ouch, that sucks

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

apparently my sister doesn't understand the meaning of 'hurry up'

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

everyone died again

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

maybe I'll spam stuff

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Men are like parking spots; the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep... not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn't matter what you call him, he won't come.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.