250K part 2

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In high school, you're told what classes to take. In college, you get to choose; that is, as long as the classes don't conflict and you have the prerequisites and the classes aren't closed and you've paid your tuition.

 

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In high school, freshman guys hit on senior girls. In college, senior guys hit on freshman girls.

[schweeeeeeeeeeet ]

 

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In college, when you miss a class (or two or three), you don't need a note from your parents saying you were skip....uh, sick that day.

 

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In high school, you can't go out to lunch because it's not allowed. In college, you can't go out to lunch because you can't afford it.

 

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Drivers in the United States

 

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One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: Chicago

 

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One hand on wheel, one finger out window: New York

 

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One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: Boston

 

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One hand on wheel, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator: California.

 

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With gun in lap: L.A.

 

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Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: Ohio, but driving in California.

 

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Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat: Italy

[I thought Italy was a country... why is this in a list of US cities? ]

 

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One hand on latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on game: Seattle

 

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One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both on the brake, throwing a McDonalds bag out the window: Texas city male