250K part 2

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Bread is made from a substance called "dough". It has been proven that as little as one pound of dough can be used to suffocate a mouse. The average person eats more bread than that in one month!

 

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In the 18th century, when virtually all bread was baked in the home, the average human life expectancy was less than 50 years; infant mortality rates were unacceptably high; many women died in childbirth; and diseases such as typhoid, yellow fever, and influenza ravaged whole nations.

 

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More than 90 percent of violent crimes are committed within 24 hours of eating bread.

 

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Primitive tribal societies that have no bread in their diets exhibit a low incidence of cancer, Alzheimer's, Parkinson's disease, and osteoporosis.

 

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Bread has been proven to be addictive. Subjects deprived of bread, and given only water, begged for bread after as little as two days.

 

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Bread has been proven to absorb water. Since the human body is more than 90 percent water, it follows that eating bread could lead to your body being taken over by this absorptive food product, turning you into a soggy, gooey, bread-pudding person.

 

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Newborn babies can choke on bread.

 

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Bread is baked at temperatures as high as 250 degrees Celsius! That kind of heat can kill an adult in one minute.

 

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More than 99% of people die after having consumed bread regularly.

 

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Differences between High School and College

 

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No food is allowed in the hall in high school. In college, food must be provided at an event before students will come.

 

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In high school, you have to live with your parents. In college, you get to live with your friends.

 

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In college, you don't have to wait in a certain lunch line to be cool.

 

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Only nerds e-mailed in high school. (Cool kids hadn't heard of it.)