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808Metal

808Metal

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xforeverxmetalx schrieb:
sure :rolleyes::p
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OK, but hang on to your seat because this is gonna be exciting!

Anyway the Alpha Dinosaur was full of other dinosaur bits and pieces in his digestive system and his stomach began to churn. He flew around and began to fart (big bang) and poop out dinosaur turds. Those turds became the planets that we know of and live on. The gases that emitted from the huge chunks created humidity and that created our earths water/oceans, the thing is that conversion of gas to fluid created the blue oceans that we have. The solid is ancient dinosaur shit, the mountains petrified dinosaur shit, and the core of the earth is made up of a dinosaur bone chunk. Anyway back to the Alpha, he got so bloated and gassy that he exploded and the fire was so hot that it could not stop burning, it burned on it's own fumes and became perpetual, that;s how we got the sun. So now you know the real story.
 
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xforeverxmetalx

xforeverxmetalx

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808Metal schrieb:
OK, but hang on to your seta because this is gonna be exciting!

Anyway the Alpha Dinosaur was full of other dinosaur bits and pieces in his digestive system and his stomach began to churn. He flew around and began to fart (big bang) and poop out dinosaur turds. Those turds became the planets that we know of and live on. The gases that emitted fro the huge chunks created humidity and that created our earths water/oceans, the thing is that conversion of gas to fluid created the blue oceans that we have. The solid is ancient dinosaur shit, the mountains petrified dinosaur shit, and the core of the earth is made up of a dinosaur bone chunk. Anyway back to the Alpha, he got so bloatede and gassy that he exploded and the fire was so hot that it could not stop burning, it burned it's own fumes and became perpetual, that;s how we got the sun. So now you know the real story.
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nice :D
a good story, but not better than the truth :eek::p
 
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