250,000 before W:O:A 09!

[808Metal]

I can't stand those weight gainers..gahh

From what I'm told most taste shitty, but I've heard that some are not bad.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

I'M ONLY ASKING HOW THE WEATHER IS!!!!

well I told you... pouring rain and not cold

 

[808Metal]

aaand did everyone decide to run away?

I'm still here, seated at my chair here at work, working very hard as you can see.

 

[mental_mercury]

alright fine, you asked for it
let's see... well, I bet you've always wondered about the formation of the other planets, right? it wasn't the Big Bang
you see... dinosaurs back then used to be able to fly... they actually didn't need oxygen. they could even grab light and hang on... sooo they flew around the universe at the speed of light, and would just let go and see where they ended up. it was like this game for them.
sooo one day, the giant dinosaur ruler of Australia was circling the earth from far out in space looking for outgoing light to travel on, but he crashed into the even bigger ruler of Canada. and well... at those speeds... it wasn't good. there was a huge explosion, and that's what people think was the Big Bang.
pieces of the dinosaurs flew everywhere at lightning speed... some at the earth, which are those meteors everyone says killed the other dinosaurs... some became meteors, and the bigger ones got caught in the sun's gravity and started rotating around it.
sooo there you have it... all the planets and meteors besides Earth are all dead dinosaur carcasses.

and that's where babies come from.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

which song prey tell?

Letzte Instanz: Monument der Stille

OK, you're right, I wont then.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

aaand did everyone decide to run away?

nah, was typing out my story

 

[mental_mercury]

From what I'm told most taste shitty, but I've heard that some are not bad.

It's not so much the taste as just feeling kinda sickly full afterwards..but i'm just bein a big whiner about the whole thing anyways.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

I'm still here, seated at my chair here at work, working very hard as you can see.

oh definately

 

[808Metal]

alright fine, you asked for it
let's see... well, I bet you've always wondered about the formation of the other planets, right? it wasn't the Big Bang
you see... dinosaurs back then used to be able to fly... they actually didn't need oxygen. they could even grab light and hang on... sooo they flew around the universe at the speed of light, and would just let go and see where they ended up. it was like this game for them.
sooo one day, the giant dinosaur ruler of Australia was circling the earth from far out in space looking for outgoing light to travel on, but he crashed into the even bigger ruler of Canada. and well... at those speeds... it wasn't good. there was a huge explosion, and that's what people think was the Big Bang.
pieces of the dinosaurs flew everywhere at lightning speed... some at the earth, which are those meteors everyone says killed the other dinosaurs... some became meteors, and the bigger ones got caught in the sun's gravity and started rotating around it.
sooo there you have it... all the planets and meteors besides Earth are all dead dinosaur carcasses.

Well that's close, but I have the real story!

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

and that's where babies come from.

and how does that fit in?

 

[mental_mercury]

hail to the hammer(head)

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Well that's close, but I have the real story!

oh really?
well your story is a lie

 

[DarkCapricorn]

Sounds cool! Doro has recorded some good stuff, especially some of her old Warlock stuff.

i'm telling you man... this new album rocks. doro & warlock rock one of the best for me... i'm a huge fan of classic stuff

 

[mental_mercury]

and how does that fit in?

Can't have evolution without sex!

 

[808Metal]

It's not so much the taste as just feeling kinda sickly full afterwards..but i'm just bein a big whiner about the whole thing anyways.

Well as Arnold said in Kindergarten Cop "Stop It, Stop Whining!"