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23: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if
necessary.
necessary.
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24: The morning after you and a girl who was formerly "just a friend"? have
carnal, drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no
reason for you not to nail each other again before the discussion about what a
big mistake it was occurs.
carnal, drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no
reason for you not to nail each other again before the discussion about what a
big mistake it was occurs.
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We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the
difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition of
each is listed below.
"GUTS" is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted
by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, "Are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?"
"BALLS" is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume
and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the
balls to say, "You're next!"?
We hope this clears up any confusion.
difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition of
each is listed below.
"GUTS" is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted
by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, "Are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?"
"BALLS" is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume
and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the
balls to say, "You're next!"?
We hope this clears up any confusion.
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27: The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with
"If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets an Xbox. End of story
"If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets an Xbox. End of story
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OMFG where did you get that, what religion is that
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no, it is nice. looks like we dutch ppl are not that weird at all
I spent a few days in Holland many years ago now. Loved the place and the people very same outlook on life as us Kiwi's
no, it is nice. looks like we dutch ppl are not that weird at all
I knew that already.
But the Best people are the BEST!!!
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