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9: When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the
score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.
score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.
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10: You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought her to
climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent
entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend.
climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent
entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend.
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11: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're sunning
on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a topless model and only when it's
free
on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a topless model and only when it's
free
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12: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick
another guy in the nuts.
another guy in the nuts.
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16: Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until
they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.
they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.
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17: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.
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18: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but
not both, that's just greedy.
not both, that's just greedy.
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19: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his
choice of beer.
choice of beer.
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20: Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours, except
if she's withholding sex pending your response.
if she's withholding sex pending your response.
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21: Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting weights:
(a) Yeah, Baby, Push it!
(b) C'mon, give me one more! Harder!
(c) Another set and we can hit the showers!
(a) Yeah, Baby, Push it!
(b) C'mon, give me one more! Harder!
(c) Another set and we can hit the showers!
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22: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: i.e.,
both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost
imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.
both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost
imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.