25,000 before W:O:A 2007

[Sevren]

No witnesses would admit having seen the mishap until after it happened.

 

[Sevren]

I had been learning to drive with power steering. I turned the wheel to what I thought was enough and found myself in a different direction going the opposite way.

 

[Sevren]

The accident happened when the right front door of a car came round the corner without giving a signal.

 

[Sevren]

I had been driving for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.

 

[Sevren]

I left for work this morning at 7am as usual when I collided straight into a bus. The bus was 5 miniutes early.

 

[Sevren]

An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished.

 

[Sevren]

I knew the dog was possessive about the car but I would not have asked her to drive it if I had thought there was any risk.

 

[Sevren]

The accident happened because I had one eye on the truck in front, one eye on the pedestrian, and the other on the car behind.

Aren't people with a third eye suppose to see the future and avoid stuff like this?

 

[Sevren]

I started to turn and it was at this point I noticed a camel and an elephant tethered at the verge. This distraction caused me to lose concentration and hit a bollard.

 

[Sevren]

Run out of accident reports.

If nobody else posts soon I shall be forced to bring out the hospital reports.

 

[LooseCannon]

Watched the 4th Of July fireworks with the rest of the mouthbreathers here in town till a bug flew into my ear(I'm not joking).Got it out.

 

[martinsys]

morning people

 

[cyber999]

hey whats up?

 

[cyber999]

*spam*

 

[cyber999]

the new album by turisas is different isnt it??