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Burgacide... When a hamburger can't take any more torture and hurls itself through the grill into the coals.

 

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Burglarize... What a crook sees with.

 

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Buzzacks... People in phone marts who walk around picking up display phones and listening for dial tones even when they know the phones are not connected.

 

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Carperpetuation... The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string or a piece of lint at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance.

 

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Chid... A young person who does not wish to be referred to as a child or a kid.

 

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Clamburger... Burger made out of clam butts.

 

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Cliffier... One who reads Cliff Notes instead of real books.

 

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Concubine... machine that Canadian farmers use to harvest wheat.

 

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Confiction... A belief held in contradiction to the truth.

 

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Confushion... A chaotic dissarray where everyone feels very safe and secure.

 

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Conscience… Biology and chemistry classes for prisoners.

 

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Constipation... To have and to hold.

 

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Control... A short, ugly, inmate.

 

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Counterfeiters... Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.

 

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Craptacular... Being of the bad gas persuasion.