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Crop Dusting… Surreptitiously farting while passing thru a cube farm, then enjoying the sounds of dismay and disgust; leads to Prairie Dogging.

 

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Cube Farm… An office filled with cubicles.

 

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Cutiful... Cute and beautiful.

 

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Deja Flu... The feeling that you've had this cold before.

 

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Demagogue... A politician who can rock the boat and persuade everyone else that they're in a terrible storm.

 

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Derflartahide... The act of coughing or sneezing loudly to hide the sound of flatulation.

 

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Dexteropath... A person who actually believes conservatism is an intelligent and thoughtful way of thinking.

 

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Diatribial... Pertaining to doing office work well below your capability.

 

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Dimp... A person who insults you in a cheap department store by asking, "Do you work here?"

 

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Disconfect... To sterilize the piece of candy you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, assuming this will somehow 'remove' all the germs.

 

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Disgrossting... Worse than gross or disgusting.

 

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Disinvited... You were invited but are now not invited.

 

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Disnasterous... Nasty and disastrous - often with embarrassing moments.

 

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Dopeler Effect… The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

 

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Eclipse... What an English barber does for a living.