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Aquadextrous... Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off with your toes.

 

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Aqualibrium... The point at which the stream of drinking water is at its perfect height, thus relieving the drinker from having to suck the nozzle, or squirting themself in the eye.

 

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Arbitrator... A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonalds.

 

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Arson… Our daughter’s brother.

 

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Avoidable... What a bullfighter tries to do.

 

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Axis… Cabs without ires, runks, and ransmissions.

 

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Badify... To make something worse.

 

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Bakinmyday... A law passed in the early 1900's that made it mandatory to build all schools at least 15 miles from all future grandfathers.

 

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Beautimus... Beautiful and gorgeous.

 

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Bernadette... The act of torching a mortgage.

 

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Bigamy… Little Amy’s mom.

 

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Blamestorming… Sitting around in a group, discussing why a dealine was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.

 

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Blinky-Eyed... How you get when you're trying to ignore the bed's call.

 

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Blowtensil... A utensil, such as a spoon or knife, set at the table but not used during the meal... no point in washing it - just blow it off and put it back in the silverware drawer.

 

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Bozone… The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating; The thin layer of clowns just above the stratosphere.