70K Before Wacken 2013

[xforeverxmetalx]

Do you know what happens when you slice a golf ball in half? Someone gets mad at you. I found this out the hard way.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Here's a good thing to do if you go to a party and you don't know anybody: First, take out the garbage. Then go around and collect any extra garbage that people might have, like a crumpled-up napkin, and take that out too. Pretty soon people will want to meet the busy garbage guy.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Here's a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you com out you're all covered with leeches. Just say, "Hey, has anybody seen my raisins?" (Because leeches kind of look like big raisins.)

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

I can still recall old Mister Barnslow getting out every morning and nailing a fresh load of tadpoles to the old board of his. Then he'd spin it round and round, like a wheel of fortune, and no matter where it stopped he'd yell out, "Tadpoles! Tadpoles is a winner!" We all thought he was crazy. But then we had some growing up to do.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

I wish I had a dollar for every time I spent a dollar, because then, yahoo!, I'd have all my money back.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

I bet a funny thing abut driving a car off a cliff is, while you're in midair, you still hit those brakes! Hey, better try the emergency brake!

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

I hope that after I die, people will say of me: ``That guy sure owed me a lot of money.''

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

One thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse.

 

[Alix]

I guess I won't be going out for a walk now

 

[Alix]

Not long 'til 4k horray!

 

[Alix]

After that I might start "post coding" again

 

[Zachia]

Moin!...coffe o'clock! My Favorit time of the day

 

[Zachia]

Haggard!!

 

[Alix]

Every time I bring up the subject of Deep Purple at Wacken, my dad keeps saying "but there's only four of them now"

 

[Quark]

Every time I bring up the subject of Deep Purple at Wacken, my dad keeps saying "but there's only four of them now"

So what?

Metallica still exists, so does AC/DC. I don't see the problem.

And both bands lost a member as well.