150K Before WOA 2010

[Quark]

A Illinois man left the snowballed streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail.Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail address, he did his best to type it in from memory. Unfortunately, he missed one letter and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife,whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor.
At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:

Dearest Wife,
Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.

Your Loving Husband.

PS. Sure is hot down here.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Two people are standing by the side of the road with a sign that reads, "The End is Near! Turn around before it's too late!" They hold up the sign to each passing car. "Leave us alone you religious nuts!" yelled the first driver as he sped by. From around the curve they heard screeching tires & a big splash. "Do you think," said one to the other, "we should put up a sign that says 'Bridge Out' instead?"

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

well anyway. going now

 

[DaveAus]

Have a good one.
Just poured another drink and it's 7am

 

[DaveAus]

I love Clutch

 

[Quark]

Have a good one.
Just poured another drink and it's 7am

Have a nice day then!

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Have a good one.
Just poured another drink and it's 7am

morning then

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

lalala DEATHBRINGER FROM THE SKY

 

[toastie]

lalala DEATHBRINGER FROM THE SKY

Who is that?

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Who is that?

the band? Ensiferum

 

[toastie]

the band? Ensiferum

So Ensiferum brings death from the sky?

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

So Ensiferum brings death from the sky?

dunno, it's just the lyrics

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

*listening to Bergthron*

 

[toastie]

*listening to cliteater*