250K part 2

[xforeverxmetalx]

People arriving to rescue you generally get ambushed by the monster, so don't rely on them as your only means of escape. In fact, expect to be surprised and delayed by encountering their flayed corpse at some point.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

If you realize that the people in your town/county are having their minds taken over by some strange force, alien or otherwise: DO NOT call the police as they are A) either already taken over themselves and will turn you in or B) will not believe you and laugh at you. Either way, you must handle the problem yourself.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Whatever you do, DO NOT keep pets such as cats, dogs, hamsters, or anything cuddly. If you must, do not let them out of your sight for so much as a second.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

If someone who seems important tells you to do or NOT do something (like DON'T fall asleep, DON'T leave me, DON'T look for the homicidal-chainsaw-wielding-psychopath by yourself) by all means, listen to them, unless doing so would break another of the guidelines.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Don't open the closed door, especially if you hear scratching, heavy breathing, or any other strange noises from the other side.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Ask why the estate is being sold so cheap.

 

[gee jay]

If your car runs out of gas at night, do not go to the nearby deserted-looking house to phone for help.

also..do not look in the back seat...ever.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

If the phone lines are dead, and you hear footsteps upstairs, when you're supposed to be alone, don't follow the noises to see who your "guest" is. LEAVE IMMEDIATELY.

 

[gee jay]

If the phone lines are dead, and you hear footsteps upstairs, when you're supposed to be alone, don't follow the noises to see who your "guest" is. LEAVE IMMEDIATELY.

or call out---"hello ? is somebody there? "

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Never pick up the phone and call for help, chances are your phone will be dead and the next thing you'll see is the monster swinging some sort of sharp object.

 

[gee jay]

i am tired..going to go.
later perhaps.

nighty night.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Self-sacrifice is a bad idea, as the person you saved will usually die anyway.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

i am tired..going to go.
later perhaps.

nighty night.

night... hope you have a nice sleep after all this to make you paranoid.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

If you're being chased by a monster and you think it's behind you, chances are it will appear in front of you (and if you're a girl, this will happen right after you trip and fall, and then stand up and look behind you).

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

If you should run across one of the escape routes that is made of glass, DO NOT waste time pounding on it. Breaking it would prove to be a better course of action. (Remember, a cut-up hand is better than a chest wound.)