250,000 before W:O:A 09!

[Lady_Wolf]

Want de schijt spuit uit mijn oren en mijn broek is nat

Oh, alsjeblieft breng me terug

 

[Lady_Wolf]

Oh, alsjeblieft breng me terug

Neem me mee naar Oude Gracht

 

[Sipyloidea]

you are complaining about our housing system, you were complaining about our medical system, if you think it is that bad over here, don't fucking come and live here

about your medical system?

You don't come to a country because of the housing system don't you? You just need a good housing system to be able to come for else things that you actually like about the country

 

[Lady_Wolf]

Neem me mee naar Oude Gracht

Want de schijt knalt in het rond op volle kracht

 

[Sipyloidea]

16. At nearly every meal in Holland you will find a small vicious looking blade with a slit in it. It is called a "kaasschaaf" and is used for taking very thin (the see-through kind) slices of the cheese. Yes, it is indeed an invention made by a Nederlander. Never cut cheese with a knife, you'll make an utter fool of yourself. Another peculiar dinner tool is the "flessenlikker", which literally means "bottle-licker", but which is best translated by "yoghurt-scraper". Note that this tool is not meant to get rid of an itchy back or for your nightly escapades. It's designed to clean out bottles of yoghurt or vla" which is a sort of custard. The Nederlanders wants to use absolutely every millilitre of the yoghurt or 'vla' he bought. He paid for all of it and he'll jolly well eat all of it.

ah, that's what you meant

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

you are complaining about our housing system, you were complaining about our medical system, if you think it is that bad over here, don't fucking come and live here

just because she may not like certain things about NL, doesn't mean she doesn't still want to go over there

 

[Sipyloidea]

about your medical system?

You don't come to a country because of the housing system don't you? You just need a good housing system to be able to come for else things that you actually like about the country

I actually do like germany better though, but I have my reasons and you know that. Don't see why you need to nagg on me.

 

[Lady_Wolf]

Want de schijt knalt in het rond op volle kracht

Oh, alsjeblieft breng me terug

 

[Sipyloidea]

17. At the time of this writing, the Hollandse economy is doing quite well. The Hollanders say that this is the result of extensive negotiating between parties like the unions, the employers and the government. They even have a name for this: The polder model. Foreigners are made to believe that this polder model is the key to a healthy economy and if others should follow this polder model, their economy's will also improve dramatically. This is utter nonsense. Hollanders just love to talk and talk and talk. Calling all this talking negotiations only gives them a sense of doing something useful. Talk is not cheap in Holland.

*shruggs*

 

[Lady_Wolf]

Oh, alsjeblieft breng me terug

Ik weet het is een raar verhaal

 

[Lady_Wolf]

Ik weet het is een raar verhaal

Ik krijg heimwee door mijn darmkanaal

 

[Sipyloidea]

18. Hollanders like to drown fried potato's in litres of mayonnaise and put it in small paper bags. This is called "een patatje met". One of these bags can sustain life over an indefinite period. Not everyone agrees if it is the sort of life worth living. Some foreigners however are reported to have actually liked eating it.

Still need to try that I guess unless the rule of not trying dutch food anymore is active that is

 

[Lady_Wolf]

Ik krijg heimwee door mijn darmkanaal

Ik moet poepen het klinkt stom

 

[Sipyloidea]

19. Hollanders have a special and unique service for -mainly- French tourists. As soon as they cross the border between Belgium and Holland, they are welcomed enthusiastically by young men in fast cars. These young people wish to point out to the French tourist where the more interesting touristy places in Holland can be found. Strangely enough they always seem to end up in a coffee shop (see item 20). Funny people those French.

well, since I'm not french...

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

*wondering if the $700 billion bailout of Wall Street will go through*