Lady_Wolf
W:O:A Metalmaster
yea, that brings me to the issue of missing living space![]()

not this shit again

yea, that brings me to the issue of missing living space![]()
Ik moet elke nacht
Well, first I don't like using Hollanders, second, not all of the Netherlands is Holland and third, I think dutchies sounds cute, so I will stick with it![]()
Beestachtig schijten in de Oude Gracht
Wanneer ik weg ben uit de stad
Dan loopt al de dunne uit m'n reet
Wanneer ik weg ben uit de stad (UTRECHT!)
this is a nice one too13. If you wish to insult a Hollander -and sooner or later you will - simply tell him you don't think he is a pacifist. Now immediately start running for your life. He'll want to prove to you that he is a peace loving person and he won't stop proving this until your intestines are scattered all over the floor. However, mentioning a supposedly imperialistic past considering Surinam and/or Indonesia, will instantly reduce a Hollander to a pathetic, sniffing and crying child, begging for forgiveness.
Dan hoor je deze ijselijke kreet
Toen pissen plassen werd, is 'tgezeik begonnen.
Ik ben weg. Gute Nacht!!!
not this shit again![]()
Neem me mee naar Utrecht stad
could you please not bitch about my problems![]()
15. The main form of public transportation in Holland is bikes. Feel free to take any bike of which you are able to pick the lock. Don't expect your own bike however to be where you left it three minutes earlier. The hunting season for bikes is open 365 days a year. Have fun.