I'm too small for basketball, too clumsy for soccer and too dumb in general for volleyball.
I forgot to mention gymnastics. I could do that, I was even one of the best in my class some years ago. Unfortunately for some reason being good at gymnastics equaled screaming "Hey look, I'm gay!" at my school... didn't exactly make my high-school-years any easier...
What I really like is high diving, but I never had the opportunity. So all I got left is crossing my fingers during the olympic games.
Germany got a silver medal in synchronized high diving yesterday by the way. That was awesomeness.