50,000 before W:O:A 2009!

[xforeverxmetalx]

Be vague in your order.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

After ordering, say, "I wonder what this button on the phone does." Simulate a cutoff.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Start the conversation by reciting the date and saying, "This may be my last entry."

 

[Sevren]

Ross Perot Virus: Activates every component in your system, just before the whole thing quits.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Learn to properly pronounce the ingredients of a Twinkie. Ask that these be included in the pizza.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a description to go with the term. Ask that this be done to your pizza.

 

[Sevren]

paper shredders are fun to play with :]

We have a nice large one at work. every time I go by it I imagine my boss with only his feet left hanging out

 

[Lady_Vhaira]

Now 15 gnomes dancing in a line in their underwear is both a turn on and disturbing

lol lady gnomes right?

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Say "kssssssssssssssht" rather loudly into the phone. Ask if they felt that.

 

[Sevren]

Politcally Correct Virus: Never identifies itself as a "virus," but instead refers to itself as an "electronic micro-organism."

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

We have a nice large one at work. every time I go by it I imagine my boss with only his feet left hanging out

lol i read that as "only his left feet hanging out"
not much difference, but hey

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

When listing toppings you want on your pizza, include another pizza.

 

[Lady_Vhaira]

I like pizza too much to prank

 

[Sevren]

lol lady gnomes right?

The disturbing bit is alternating lady, male

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Ask if they would like to sample your pizza. Suggest an even trade.