50,000 before W:O:A 2009!

[xforeverxmetalx]

Los Angeles Police Department Virus: It claims it feels threatened by other files on your PC and erases them in "self defense."

haha.

 

[Sevren]

damn...
that's a strange spam

What is?

The lists?

Just something to spam that is not totally boring like *spam*

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

If the order taker suggests anything, declare, "I shall not be swayed by your sweet words!"

 

[Sevren]

Imelda Marcos Virus: Sings you a song (slightly off key) on boot up, then subtracts money from your Quicken account and spends it all on expensive shoes it purchases through Home Shopping Network.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Try to talk while drinking something.

 

[Sevren]

New World Order Virus: Probably harmless, but it makes a lot of people really mad just thinking about it.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Start the conversation with, "My call to [pizza place], take 1, and… action!"

 

[Sevren]

NIKE Virus: Just does it.

 

[Sevren]

Richard Nixon Virus: Says, "I am not a virus!"

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Ask if the pizza is organically grown.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Ask about pizza maintenance and repair.

 

[Sevren]

Ollie North Virus: Causes your printer to become a paper shredder.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Ask about their return policy.

 

[Sevren]

PBS Virus: Your programs stop every few minutes to ask for money.

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Ollie North Virus: Causes your printer to become a paper shredder.

paper shredders are fun to play with :]