Ye Olde English Thread

[eklof]

All hail Mac Toast.

Hail to thee Thane of glamrock!

 

[toastie]

Hail to thee Thane of glamrock!

Out, damned spot! Out, I say!

 

[eklof]

Out, damned spot! Out, I say!

Fie my lord, fie a metalhead and afeard?

 

[xforeverxmetalx]

Woe to you, O earth and sea, for the devil sends the beast with wrath, because he knows the time is short. Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the beast, for it is a human number. Its number is six hundred and sixty six.

 

[LooseCannon]

I gotta start reading my Thor comics again.

 

[toastie]

Fie my lord, fie a metalhead and afeard?

*turns red*
Go to, go to. You have known what you should not.

 

[eklof]

*turns red*
Go to, go to. You have known what you should not.

Hark! And thou have spoken what thou should not! Foul whisperings to thy death metal pillow. And the smell of blood there still is!

 

[toastie]

Hark! And thou have spoken what thou should not! Foul whisperings to thy death metal pillow. And the smell of blood there still is!

Argh.

Fair is foul, and foul is fair.

 

[eklof]

Argh.

Fair is foul, and foul is fair.

Ha! If thou thus thinketh, hover through the fog and filthy air and begone with thee, thou unworthy metal man!

 

[toastie]

This thread is annexed by american cripple english now.

 

[eklof]

This thread is annexed by american cripple english now.

Fie, thou thus forswear this friendly banter? Vile Poltroon!

 

[toastie]

Fie, thou thus forswear this friendly banter? Vile Poltroon!

I've had enough of this wowdy webel sniggewing behaviour.











Stwike him, Centuwion, vewy woughly!
Ach, ich liebe es.

 

[eklof]

I've had enough of this wowdy webel sniggewing behaviour.











Stwike him, Centuwion, vewy woughly!
Ach, ich liebe es.

Oh, thwow you to the floor, I will not be widiculed!

 

[Gash]

it is actually franconian

Franconian IS raped Saxon

I actually speak a modern kind of the Saxon language. Called Low-Saxon

 

[moonwort]

I thought this was about cider.