Yay, the 4,000th Thread here!

[agresionpower]

I like salami with sempf on bread

who doesn't?

 

[Quark]

who doesn't?

I don't.
No products of Dijon for me! (or anywhere else, for that matter, but no mustard)

 

[Reiður Loki]

I don't.
No products of Dijon for me! (or anywhere else, for that matter, but no mustard)

You are yes too a funny bird

 

[smf4ever]

I had the wurst time (pun!) in the Grocery market at WOA as that was the one place no one spoke any English.. and I had no cellular reception at all trying to use my translator. "Mustard? ..... Fuck.. how they hell do I mime I want mustard......... " So I take these sausages.. and just motion like I am putting something on it....... The pleasant lady trying to assist me reaches over for some kind of ketchup kind of thing...... <hangs head>..... this goes on back and forth until eventually a bottle of "Senf" blesses this mad transaction... I smile.. she smiles... I pull out my Cashless card.........

She shakes her head and points to only Bills...


Fuck......

(Hike back to tent.. get cash.. hike back.. get food.. and had an awesome cookout dinner eventually).. lol

 

[Reiður Loki]

I had the wurst time (pun!) in the Grocery market at WOA as that was the one place no one spoke any English.. and I had no cellular reception at all trying to use my translator. "Mustard? ..... Fuck.. how they hell do I mime I want mustard......... " So I take these sausages.. and just motion like I am putting something on it....... The pleasant lady trying to assist me reaches over for some kind of ketchup kind of thing...... <hangs head>..... this goes on back and forth until eventually a bottle of "Senf" blesses this mad transaction... I smile.. she smiles... I pull out my Cashless card.........

She shakes her head and points to only Bills...


Fuck......

(Hike back to tent.. get cash.. hike back.. get food.. and had an awesome cookout dinner eventually).. lol

Sometimes it is very hard to get Sempf
If you like, I will bring you some very lecker from France.

 

[phönix]

I had the wurst time (pun!) in the Grocery market at WOA as that was the one place no one spoke any English.. and I had no cellular reception at all trying to use my translator. "Mustard? ..... Fuck.. how they hell do I mime I want mustard......... " So I take these sausages.. and just motion like I am putting something on it....... The pleasant lady trying to assist me reaches over for some kind of ketchup kind of thing...... <hangs head>..... this goes on back and forth until eventually a bottle of "Senf" blesses this mad transaction... I smile.. she smiles... I pull out my Cashless card.........

She shakes her head and points to only Bills...


Fuck......

(Hike back to tent.. get cash.. hike back.. get food.. and had an awesome cookout dinner eventually).. lol

ah, mustard is in german senf. or you can say " Mostrich ". this is in east german a dialect.

 

[smf4ever]

I almost made a joke about being a "bad American" with this line (which didn't happen)...

"I think she was not listening to me on purpose.. cause I even slowed down and talked louder.. MUSSSSSS...... TARRRRRRD!!!!!!!!!!!... but she still didn't get it.. "..

lol.. but wouldn't want anyone to think I was serious about that aspect....

I have a whole new odds and ends packing list for this year... lol

 

[phönix]

I almost made a joke about being a "bad American" with this line (which didn't happen)...

"I think she was not listening to me on purpose.. cause I even slowed down and talked louder.. MUSSSSSS...... TARRRRRRD!!!!!!!!!!!... but she still didn't get it.. "..

lol.. but wouldn't want anyone to think I was serious about that aspect....

I have a whole new odds and ends packing list for this year... lol

 

[Reiður Loki]

Dann kriegt er halt keinen Sempf

 

[smf4ever]

Since this is just kinda a random thread.. gonna be random as hell..


Did my translations so I could sign up me and my Gal for the Full Metal Army Breakfasts.. YEA!!!!!!!!!!



"I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."

 

[smf4ever]

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea… does that mean that one enjoys it?

 

[agresionpower]

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea… does that mean that one enjoys it?

seems about right.

 

[smf4ever]

If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you!