the swearing thread

[monochrom]

Originally posted by Warthog
If only Bono Vox would sing with Iced Earth, then they wouldn't sound so gay and care more about environment questions. I love Bono Vox, especially his speeches at award ceremonies

Tightenining the strings and getting out the real insults.

 

[mugabe]

Originally posted by monochrom
*Tightening the g-string and getting out the real nuts.*

Oh my God, it's full of...eggs...?

 

[monochrom]

Originally posted by mugabe
Oh my Dog, it's full of...eels...? What the hell am I doing here, starring in a cheap sodomy flick wearing a sailor's outfit? Oh, that's me occupation? On we go...

 

[Supercharger]

hmmm..I don't think Matt Barlow sounds gay..that dude from Rhapsody sounds really gay

 

[mugabe]

Originally posted by Supercharger
hmmm..I don't think Matt Barlow sounds gay..that cutie from Rhapsody sounds really gay

Check out Westlife.

 

[Supercharger]

okey..that's worse

 

[Warthog]

Originally posted by monochrom
Tightenining the chains because Master says I've been a bad slave. Oh, the cuffs are starting to cut my flesh! But I deserve this for my sins, I know Jesus would want it this way.

 

[monochrom]

Originally posted by Warthog
Phew, it is good that nobody knows I like to get off on cheap statuettes of meagre pagan gods. It would be really embarassing if everyone knew I usually have one sticking up my ass while posting

 

[Warthog]

Originally posted by monochrom
Damn, I haven't been to the zoo in a while. And I REALLY need to get laid. I think I'll try the crocodiles this time, they always look horny and eager to please.

 

[monochrom]

Originally posted by Warthog
They'll never find out why I got this nickname. Unless they catch my beloved wife Snouty of course, but they will never find our pen.

 

[Warthog]

Originally posted by monochrom
...and then the doctor told me that if I was 18 and it hadn't grown at all, he might as well give me the operation to make me into a girl.

 

[monochrom]

Originally posted by Warthog
They said it is O.K., not everyone has to be able to count to ten. And that why after graduating from kindergarten with 23, I found immediate employment as a road block in Southern Pennsylvania. My great dream is one day to get run over by a b-movie celebrity.

 

[Warthog]

Originally posted by monochrom
When I slay the infidels at Wacken, and I ascend into heaven as Allah the Most High proscribed through the Prophet Mohammed in the Qu'ran, I hope the seventy-two virgins promised to the faithful will not mind that I, too, am a virgin.

 

[monochrom]

Originally posted by Warthog
It wasn't like this in the olden days. My and my cousin Woody (we were all cousins in Kentucky at the time) used to hammer little puppys into the veranda of Old Auntie Haggis just for fun, for days on and on, never getting bored. We didn't need brains back then in our churches, hitting each other brains out with rattlesnakes and having kinky sex with the neighbours mongrel dog afterwards. No sirra, and we grew up stout and proper village idiots as should all men.

 

[Warthog]

Originally posted by monochrom
I read about it on the websites, I hear about it in the chat rooms, I catch hints and glimpses of in my endless sojourns through cyberspace. This thing the others call the "outside world". They speak of it in almost a wistful, reverential way, as if it's a million miles away, and yet accessible at any time. No matter; I am not concerned with it. When my Computer sustains me and satisfies my every need, be it emotional, nutritional, or sexual, I have no reason to venture from Mothertron 5000's loving embrace. Except, maybe, in case of an N*Sync reunion.