The most Shizzophrenic Thread ever!!!!

[ShizzoKrause]

Now I admit I like Manowar and Hammerfall and I hate goos musick, I even hate Splattermovies and I fear pain in concerts. Sex is boring and I hate every kind of abnormal sex that is made without thinking of making babies.I love quietness and I never talk and when I talk, it always is serious.I like techno and gangstarapand I wear baggypants as undertrousers. Alcohol tastes awfull and there is no sense in getting drunk. I like the pope and everythink he says because this is the only truth in the whole wide universe made by the great God. I hope that the nice Bushguy soon will conquer the whole world and destroy the evil terrorists that hides behind islam. Eating animals is bad and we all should just eat plants, they have no soul but animals have.

Praise the lord for the glory he brings us.

STOP Metal and drugs (alcohol)

NO TO SEX!!!

WEAR WHITE!!!!!!!!!!!

Join the NEW-SHIZZO-WAY-OF-LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Peace

 

[Balrog]

*takesalookintothemostshizzophrenicthreadever*

Holy shoot, this is so damn shizzophrenic...

Oops, I'm sorry for making use of that 4letter word above, hopefully god forgives me...

*prayssomeavemariastoreachsomeofgodssake*

HALLELUJA!!! MAY THE LORD BE WITH YOU!!!

 

[Zombi]

Originally posted by ShizzoKrause

Peace

Now with THAT I agree! The rest boring, attention-grabing shit...

 

[dittohead]

Re: Re: The most Shizzophrenic Thread ever!!!!

Originally posted by Zombi
Now with THAT I agree! The rest boring, attention-grabing shit...

amen, brother!

 

[ShizzoKrause]

You are all good damn and will burn in hell after a bad life here on GODS great planet!!!

But Balrog seems to catch the spirit, so there is a chance for him

 

[Zombi]

This is the seriously the most unschizzophrenic thread ever....

 

[Warthog]

Originally posted by ShizzoKrause
and I hate goos musick

I hate goose music too.

I was attacked by a goose once, years ago. Some mating Canada goose pairs were nesting in the middle of the PARKING LOT at the office where my mom worked. Her employer (IBM) didn't want anyone to chase the geese away, so they just tolerated them. So one day, I went to pick her up from work, and as I was walking by peacefully...SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAAAAAWWWKK...damn gander was charging at me with its wings outstretched, and started jabbing me with its beak. And it got a beak full of my pantleg before I beat it away with my backpack. Then I had to explain to my mom how my nice new khakis got ruined and she didn't believe me. Of course, in the weeks soon after that, three or four people at the same office were attacked by geese, and the company brought in some "environmental consultants" (bird experts) to help chase the geese away to more suitable roosting spots.

True story!

Really!

No, I'm not schizo either!

well, I hope not...

 

[Zombi]

Re: Re: The most Shizzophrenic Thread ever!!!!

never trust things that fly...look what happened to the world trade centers...

 

[Warthog]

Re: Re: Re: The most Shizzophrenic Thread ever!!!!

Originally posted by Zombi
never trust things that fly...look what happened to the world trade centers...

I knew it!

GEESE = AL QAEDA!

Just like the terrorists, the bastard birds came south from Canada in the autumn.

 

[dittohead]

Re: Re: Re: Re: The most Shizzophrenic Thread ever!!!!

Originally posted by Warthog
I knew it!

GEESE = AL QAEDA!

Just like the terrorists, the bastard birds came south from Canada in the autumn.

time to dust off the old Metal storm along with the other arsenal in the old attic

 

[Thordis V.]

I don't like this personality of Shizzo, it's so healthy...

 

[LXE]

Re: Re: The most Shizzophrenic Thread ever!!!!

I was attacked by a goose once, / And it got a beak full of my pantleg before I beat it away with my backpack. Then I had to explain to my mom how my nice new khakis got ruined and she didn't believe me.

Thanks for the visual : ) ....I know those things can be evil, I've seen them draw blood and flap the crap out of people trying to golf. It reminded me of the time my little brother and I ( I was little too then) were attacked by rogue roosters at the local zoo. They made off with a whole corndog and my brother was traumatized...hehe, good times : )

 

[Balrog]

Originally posted by ShizzoKrause
You are all good damn and will burn in hell after a bad life here on GODS great planet!!!

But Balrog seems to catch the spirit, so there is a chance for him

Yes Sir, I caught the spirit of a live full of truth, hope and love. I feel it running through my veins straight through my heart and up to the LORD...

 

[ShizzoKrause]

May God bless you all and forgive your sins, I will now pray for all of you the whole day and after that I will sleep very well and dreaming odf a better worls without nonbelievers - I realy hope that will happen once......

 

[Sodomy&Lust]

Shizzo is right. I'm going to give up masturbating, otherwise I'll never meet God.