The 1,000,000 Thread!!!

[Lady_Wolf]

Mr. Brown: Lemme tell you what 'Like a Virgin' is about. It's all about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine, I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.
Mr. Blue: How many dicks is that?
Mr. White: A lot.

 

[Lady_Wolf]

“Somebody's shoved a red-hot poker up our ass, and I want to know whose name is on the handle!”
Both Reservoir Dogs

 

[Lady_Wolf]

“Your body's dying. Pay no attention, It happens to us all.” Interview with the vampire

 

[Lady_Wolf]

“Yeah, a landlord's dream: a paralyzed tenant with no tongue.” Se7en

 

[Lady_Wolf]

“Now, a question of etiquette - as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?” Fight Club

 

[Lady_Wolf]

Now I don't know how many posts I made today!

 

[Lady_Wolf]

That sucks!

 

[Lady_Wolf]

I want to get a new hairdo

 

[Lady_Wolf]

but I don't know what

 

[Lady_Wolf]

yeah, women's problems

 

[Lady_Wolf]

I found two hairdo's I like, but I don't know how those would look on me

 

[Lady_Wolf]

and I have to convince my mom to pay

 

[Lady_Wolf]

going from black to blond or red costs a pretty sum

about 70 euro's

 

[Lady_Wolf]

But I know she hates the black hair
so I just keep saying I want blond or red

 

[Lady_Wolf]

OMG a colleauge today said: Are you a natural blond?
So I replied: What gave it away, the blond eyebrows or the out grown blond parts?