Tenacious D

[bassist1983ffm]

Faszination W.O.A. Forum... alle lassen se mich hier alleine...

 

[bassist1983ffm]

Hallo Echo...

 

[bassist1983ffm]

Dann bleib ich halt hier bei Jack

 

[bassist1983ffm]

hoch

 

[bassist1983ffm]

hoch mit Jack...

 

[bassist1983ffm]

Ich will Tenacious D aufm WOA

 

[bassist1983ffm]

hoch mich TD

 

[bassist1983ffm]

 

[bassist1983ffm]

hoch mich Jack Black und Kyle Gass

 

[bassist1983ffm]

Tenacious D!!!

 

[bassist1983ffm]

siehst du hier jemanden heulen? Ich net....

 

[bassist1983ffm]

[Beelz] I am complete!

[Both] Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!

[Beelz] yes you are fucked, shit out of luck
now i'm complete and my cock you will suck
the world will be mine and you're first in line
you brought me the pick and now you both shall die!

[JB] Wait! wait! Wait!
you muthafucka
we challenge you to a rock off!
give us one chance to rock your socks off

[Beelz] Fuck, fuck, fuck
the demon code prevents me
from declining a rock off challenge
what are your terms? what is the catch?

[JB] If we win, you must take your sorry ass back to hell.
and also you will have to pay our rent

[Beelz] And what if *i* win?
[JB] then you can take Kage back to hell...
[KG] What?
[JB] trust me Kage, its the only way,
[KG] What the fuck are you talking about?
[JB] to be your little bitch.
[Beelz]
Fine! Let the rock off begin!hahahahaa
Im the devil i love metal!
Check this riff it's fucking tasty
i'm the devil i can do what i want,
whatever i got i'm gonna flaunt,
there's never been a rock off that i've ever lost
i cant wait to take Kage back to hell
i'm gonna fill him with my hot demon gel
i'll make him squeal like my scarlet pimpernel

[KG] Noooooo!
[JB] cmon Kage bring the thundah
[KG] there's just no way that we can win,
that was a masterpiece.
[JB] listen to me
[KG] he rocks too hard because he's not a mortal man
[JB] goddamn-it Kage,
he gonna make you his sex slave,
youre gonna gargle mayonnaise
unless we bust a massive monster mamma-jam.
[KG] dude, we've been through so much shit,
[JB] deactivated lasers with my dick
[BOTH] now its time to blow this fucker down!
[JB] C'mon Kage now it's time to blow doors down
[KG] I hear you Jables now it's time to blow doors down
[JB] Light up the stage cuz its time for a showdown
[KG] We'll bend you over then we'll take ya to brown town
[BOTH] Now we've got to blow this fucker down
[KG] He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down
[JB] C'mon Kage cuz it's time to blow doors down
[KG] OOOOOOh (?) It's time for the black out
[JB] Hey anti-christ-er, Beelzeboss,
we know your weakness our rocket-sauce
we rock the casbah, and blow your mind
we will defeat you, for all mankind
you hold the scepter,
we hold the key
you are the devil,
we are the D [17x]

[Beelz]
You guys are fuckin' lame. Come on Kage, You're comin with me.
Taste my lightning fucker!

[Tenacious D:]
[JB] NOOOO!

[Beelz]
ow! Fuck!
My Fuckin' horn!
ooohh no!

[JB] From whence you came you shall remain,
until you are complete again

[Beelz]
Nooooooo! Fuck you Kage and Fuck you Jables!
I'll get you Tenacious D!

 

[bassist1983ffm]

sollte ich?

 

[bassist1983ffm]

JB: God, I'm fuckin hungry. Let me check the fridge... Dude, where's my fuckin
schnitzel? Hey, wake up. Wake up you asshole, wake up.
KG: Whahahat? Wh?
JB: Wake up.
KG: What?
JB: You ate my fuckin schnitzel.
KG: What?
JB: You ate my fuckin schnitzel.
KG: Well it was in there. If you put it in there, then it's fair game.
JB: Yeah?
KG: For anybody that wants to eat it.
JB: Well then maybe this is fair game. WOW!
KG: Ow God, Hey!
JB: Yeah, that's right its a karate chop!
KG: What're ya doin?
JB: Well if you didn't like that, how 'bout this? KIKAY!
KG: OW!

 

[bassist1983ffm]

JACK!!!