Something juicy for good sleep

[Schweinchen]

Especially when I think about you're ambition to fuck the dead!

 

[ShizzoKrause]

Especially when I think about you're ambition to fuck the dead!

Everything has it´s good sites...dead girls can´t get pregnant

 

[Schweinchen]

Everything has it´s good sites...dead girls can´t get pregnant

Hmm, that gives me the idea for a really really bad B-Movie! The Zombiebaby!

 

[ShizzoKrause]

Hmm, that gives me the idea for a really really bad B-Movie! The Zombiebaby!

You´ve seen it in Braindead and Dawn of the Dead (2004) Zombibabys

 

[Hammered_gods]

Especially when I think about you're ambition to fuck the dead!

Question is how to fuck them so they wont rip into pieces....but you can allways ask our Hamburger diet-man Zombi

 

[Hammered_gods]

Dear signore Direttore, Noew I am tella you story wot I was a-treated at jour hotella.

I am a-comma from Roma as tourist to London and stay as a-younga christian man at your hotella.

When I comma in my room I see there is no shit in my bed - how can I sleep with no shit in my bed? So I calla down receptione and tella: "I wanta shit" They tella me: "Go to toilet" I say:"No, no I wanta shit in my bed". They say: "You'd better not shit in your bed, you sonna-wa-bitch". What is sonna-wa-bitch?

I go down for breakfast into restorante. I order bacon and egga and two pissis of toast. I getta only one piss of toast. I tella waitress, and point at toast: "I wanta piss". She tella me: "Go to toilet". I say: "No, no I wanta piss on my plate". She then say to me: "You bloody wella not piss on the plate, you sonna-wa-bitch".

This is the second person who do not even know me calla me "sonna.wa.bitch", and why is your staff replying "Go to toilet", is that a modern tella? I do no undestand, please tella me!

Later I go for dinner in your restorante. Spoon and knife is laid out, but no fock. I tella waitress: "I wanta fock". And she tella me: "Sure, everyone wanta fock". I tella her: "No, no you don't understanda me, I wanta fock on the table". She tella me: "So you sonna-wa-bitch wanta fock on the table? Get your ass out of here!" How comma this christian hotella tella the guest in such bad manner?

So I go to receptione and ask for bill. I no wanta stay in this hotel no more. When I have paid the a-billa the portier say to me: "Thank you, and piss on You". I say: "Piss on you too, you sonna-wa-bitch. I now go back to Italy". Directore, I never gonna stay in your hotella no more, you sonna-wa-bitch.

Sincerely
Dicci Elgré

 

[Der Helm]

*readsthewholethread*
*headexplodes*

 

[Hammered_gods]

*readsthewholethread*
*headexplodes*

And then mind what for a mess I have in my head, when this all is only a small part of my daily crap

 

[Schweinchen]

Dear signore Direttore, Noew I am tella you story wot I was a-treated at jour hotella.

I am a-comma from Roma as tourist to London and stay as a-younga christian man at your hotella.
...

LÖL That is really great stuff!

I think i wanna fock, too!

 

[Hammered_gods]

Piss on you too, you sonna-wa-bitch

 

[Hammered_gods]

I couldnt help myself, but this is something really eternally beautiful:
http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/5068436/
http://suzi9mm.deviantart.com/gallery/?type=browse&offset=24

 

[Der Helm]

Nice avatar.

Oh, and nice photos too.

*throwsupinthecorner*

 

[maverick]

I couldnt help myself, but this is something really eternally beautiful:
http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/5068436/
http://suzi9mm.deviantart.com/gallery/?type=browse&offset=24

OOOOOOOOOOOOOLD!!!!

 

[Hammered_gods]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOLD!!!!

You are old, you sonna-wa-bitch

 

[Schweinchen]

I couldnt help myself, but this is something really eternally beautiful:
http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/5068436/
http://suzi9mm.deviantart.com/gallery/?type=browse&offset=24

Damn, censored!