RIDE WITH US (Turbenogro-Worshipping-Thread)

[monochrom]

All you service sector discontenders
RIDE WITH US
All you voiceless fuckers and system suckers
RIDE WITH US
If you wanna see the seas of flame
RIDE WITH US
If you wanna see the seas of blood
RIDE WITH US

WE'RE ON MISSION TO DESTROY!

This is a Turbonegro-Cathedral, in which to worship the gods of Death-Punk. Here you may do all things homophile and apocalyptic, here you shall rock, puke and fuck around, here you shall let out the animal that is inside all of us. You shall not spam in here, unless it be to further all things Turbojugend stands for.

I hereby declare this cathedral open by turning the volume on 10. May it stay there forever.

*Shoots some cheap vodka in his veins*

 

[Supercharger]

okey..please explain this heretic who the fuck Turbonegro are/is?

 

[konstrukt]

i want monochrom's drugs.

 

[Supercharger]

hmm I could supply you with coke and all other nice herbs

 

[monochrom]

Originally posted by Supercharger
okey..please explain this heretic who the fuck Turbonegro are/is?

*Throws Ray out of the Cathedral and tells him to listen to the following albums tomorrow:
Hot cars and spent contraceptives
Never is forever
Ass Cobra
Apocalypse Dudes
Scandinavian Leather*

They are the saviours of rock in the nineties, no less.

 

[codo der 3.]

Originally posted by konstrukt
i want monochrom's drugs.

lol

 

[Supercharger]

hmm...turbonegro..the somewhat the rock variant of the Village people?

 

[monochrom]

Originally posted by konstrukt
i want monochrom's drugs.

Would you please not spam in this thread - it is a holy place. You don't talk about drugs here, you just take them and start the worshipping.

*Downs some pills with whisky and starts smashing up the place*

 

[monochrom]

Originally posted by Supercharger
hmm...turbonegro..the somewhat the rock variant of the Village people?

No, that was good fun. Turbonegro are evil fun.

 

[Supercharger]

I'm not spamming I'm trying to contemplate here and learn more about the higher values of turbonegro

 

[monochrom]

Originally posted by Supercharger
I'm not spamming I'm trying to contemplate here and learn more about the higher values of turbonegro

That is quite alright, learner.

Contemplate about this for a while:

DON'T SAY MOTHERFUCKER, MOTHERFUCKER
Don't need no budget boob
Don't need no funky lube
You wanna deal? I wanna snitch
Such a wild-ass bitch
but you can't touch this
So, don't say motherfucker, motherfucker
Don't wipe your sole on the curb
Li'l puppy needs a guiding hand
to rub your face in the turd
Don't need no vintage tits
Don't need no tight ass lips
You wanna thrill? You gotta learn
Better step back as the deathpunk burns
They say that rats ain't got no friends
They say that stink will never end
Gimme that dirty food
Gimme that angel's lude
You wanna rock? You gotta roll
Washing your gold in a toilet bowl.
So, don't say motherfucker, motherfucker
Don't wipe your sole on the curb
Li'l puppy needs a guiding hand
to rub your face in the turd
Don't say motherfucker, motherfucker
Don't spend it all in one place
Li'l puppy need a helping foot
To kick the sand in your face
Just don't say it

Do you begin to understand?

 

[Supercharger]

yes I'm seeing the light here..this goes deep man

 

[monochrom]

Originally posted by Supercharger
yes I'm seeing the light here..this goes deep man

Am I hearing the king of sarcasrtic one-liners again?

You don't look wasted enough, btw.

*Opens Rays mouth and fills massive quantities of uncertain alcohol down his throat*

 

[dittohead]

lay off the drugs guys
ray im disappointed in you

 

[monochrom]

Originally posted by dittohead
lay off the drugs guys
ray im disappointed in you

*Looks at dotti in his denim outfit, complete only with thick sunglasses and cheap make-up*

You wanna join the party, sweetheart?

*Moves his body to the following tune*


Hobbit Motherfuckers

Ethnic hair styles -
Sloppy male hippies -
Retro punks -
People with thick glasses -
Glorifying serial killers -
Hobbit motherfuckers -
No guts -
No glory -
No riot -

ARGH -
YAGH -
I've had enough -
My generation sucks -
AUCK -
YAGH -
I agree -
My generation sucks -

Cyber idiots with pierced scrotums -
Copulating -
With animals -
In cars -
Parked ouside the rave party -
Not enough war -
Not enough famine -
Not enough suffering -
Not enough natural selection -

ARGH -
YAGH -
That's what I say -
My generation sucks -
AUCK -
YAGH -
I've had enough -
My generation sucks -