Rap Vs. Black Metal

[gnoff]

(I'll make this into it's own thread...)

RAP VS. BLACK METAL

Rap: Obsessed with ”keeping it real,” an arbitrary set of rules
BM: Obsessed with ”staying true,” an arbitrary set of rules

Rap: Band members with fake names
BM: Band members with fake names

Rap: Complaints about oppression from white Christians
BM: Complaints about oppression from white Christians

Rap: Overly concerned with making money
BM: Overly concerned with not making money

Rap: Cheesy synthesizers
BM: Cheesy synthesizers

Rap: Barely in English
BM: Barely in English

Rap: 100 guest appearances on every album
BM: 100 side projects by every band member

Rap: Closed-minded fan base
BM: Closed-minded fan base

Rap: Very expensive tennis shoes
BM: Very expensive leather boots

Rap: Imagery containing dogs
BM: Imagery containing wolves

Rap: Rips off samples from pop music
BM: Rips off ideas from classical music

Rap: Videos with super-shiny floors and cars
BM: Videos with super-shiny swords

Rap: Imagery of the urban jungles
BM: Imagery of the bleak forests

Rap: Songs about hanging out
BM: Songs about hanging people

Rap: Overly concerned with appearance
BM: Overly concerned with appearance

Rap: High number of guys with either no hair or long hair
BM: High number of guys with either no hair or long hair

Rap: Vocal style masks lack of singing ability
BM: Vocal style masks lack of singing ability

Rap: Musicians face accusations of selling out
BM: Musicians face accusations of selling out

Rap: Videos with scantily-clad women
BM: Promo photos with scantily-clad women

Rap: Bitching about being enslaved
BM: A bunch of bitches called Enslaved

 

[berserkur]

quite amusing

 

[Zarborg]

very funny..

 

[Fallen_Knight]

But rap still is a plague of mankind

 

[Sodomy&Lust]

I don't think so

*listen to Anthrax "I'm the man"*

 

[Aegir]

Originally posted by Fallen_Knight
But rap still is a plague of mankind

Some rap is alright... so smack my ho and pass the blunt, if you please

 

[Lutherbock]

that's quite funny *löl*

 

[DISGORGE]

No matter how many of those BM joke things are made, its still fucking supreme

 

[BlaspheMouse]

It's funny because it's true

 

[Aegir]

Originally posted by DISGORGE
No matter how many of those BM joke things are made, its still fucking supreme

Damn right - black metal is the highest form of music

 

[gnoff]

Originally posted by Aegir
Damn right - black metal is the highest form of music

hehe

something like that

 

[Aegir]

Originally posted by gnoff
hehe

something like that

I was going to say that black metal is the highest form of art, but I thought better of it. Either way, it's fucking brilliant!

 

[gnoff]

Originally posted by Aegir
I was going to say that black metal is the highest form of art, but I thought better of it. Either way, it's fucking brilliant!

SOme of it can be quite nice yes

Looking forward to see Dark Funeral again and might go to Dimmu Borgir in Sweden this fall.

 

[Fallen_Knight]

Originally posted by gnoff
SOme of it can be quite nice yes

Looking forward to see Dark Funeral again and might go to Dimmu Borgir in Sweden this fall.

Dimmu Borgir is not going to Gothenburg, maybe they drunk too much

 

[gnoff]

Originally posted by Fallen_Knight
Dimmu Borgir is not going to Gothenburg, maybe they drunk too much

Gothenburg did have Morbid Angel a few years ago, did cost me lots of money to travel there to see them, but it was worth it