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[The Raven]

well, you're forgetting oil massages, tantric yoga, kamasutra demos, elephant rides, smoking the ganja, etc

 

[Thordis V.]

I think I'll book a flight now

 

[The Raven]

Every time I leave you say you won't be there,
And you're always there.
Every time I cry your name at night, you pull close and say it's alright.
I look in your eyes, just like the rain, washing me, rain wash over me
Touching your face, I feel the heat,
Of your heartbeat echo in my head like a scream
What you do to me!

Waited so long I can't wait another day without you

Jet City Woman.
It's a long way, home to my
Jet City Woman.
I see her face everywhere, can't get her out of my mind.

Whenever I'm alone I'm thinking, there's a part missing from my life.
Wonder where I'd be without your love holding me together now I'm
watching the time tick, tick away.
Face grows longer every day.
Fortunes are lost on the women I've seen, but without you I can't breathe!
You're the air to me! Waited so long, I'm all alone thinking about you.

Jet City Woman.
Got to find my way home to her.
Jet City Woman.
I see her face everywhere I look!
Jet City Woman.
Just a thousand miles and I'll be there
Jet City Woman, to make the clouds go away.
Time for some blue sky!

Waited so long now the plane's delayed an hour, reminds me of all our days apart. Hold on, just a little longer.

Jet City Woman.
Wonder where I'd be, you're the air to me.
Jet City Woman.
Eyes like the rain, rain down on me.
Jet City Woman.
No more nights alone I'm almost home now.
Jet City Woman.
Close my eyes, I'm there in my Jet City.




I'm waiting

 

[Thordis V.]

hahaha

I hope my b/f will never ever read this all

 

[The Raven]

If he resembles Frodo I don’t care,
If he resembles Hercules, I’m outta here!

 

[Thordis V.]

*yawns*

The coffee I'm having doesn't work out

 

[The Raven]

with booze you'll never go wrong, it always works

 

[Fyodor]

Try droppimg a 2kg hammer on your foot. You will be awake very soon .

 

[Thordis V.]

 

[Fyodor]

Or you could take a stick of Dynamite, tie a 500m fuse to it and glue the stick to your hand. Now light the fuse and trie to take a nap.

 

[The Raven]

LOL

 

[Fyodor]

Or eat a tablespoon full of salt. But before you do that, be sure you called the ambulance. The panicking medics all around you should make enough noise, so you can't fall asleep. Oh, and by the way: often there are long haired metalheads driving the ambulance cars .

 

[dittohead]

interesting news

so there IS a topic?

 

[dittohead]

Post No. 1000

Yes, if i ever go to India, I know where to see porns

DAMMIT

....i dont think thats a pint of beer hes holding

 

[dittohead]

it'll be a holiday full of whiplash, booze, some good ol' in-out and ultra violence!

death angel supported by tankard....unmissable!!