D'you think that the way they're booking bands is like the way an aunt you never see buys you a christmas/birthday present?
"Hmm, maybe they'll like this.."
Then they realise that the reason you never see each other is because the answer was "No. I hated it."
So, Wacken, I hope you kept your receipt, because these core bands need to go back to the shop and replaced with a gift voucher.
(Or GWAR)
(Preferably GWAR)