moin,moin

[mokwai]

*beer standing*
Hallo,
I am the new one

I want to improve my English. So I will make you happy with my (small) English knowledge and I hope you will talk with me a little bit

 

[mugabe]

Greetings, Teutonic squire in pursuit of elevated Anglo-linguistic proficiency.
May the beard of your enemies grow inwards and choke them to death.

 

[wann]

Right on, mugabe. Welcome to the forum, mokwai.

 

[Kate McGee]

Hi mokwai

If you want to improve your English, never - NEVER - listen to what Hammered_gods says. She doesn't give a damn about what's right or wrong.

Suggestion: bookmark http://dict.leo.org

 

[mokwai]

Many thanks for your welcome
I will do my best as a Teutonic squire and I never try to learn English from Hammered_gods

 

[Hammered_gods]

Originally posted by Kate McGee
Hi mokwai

If you want to improve your English, never - NEVER - listen to what Hammered_gods says. She doesn't give a damn about what's right or wrong.

Suggestion: bookmark http://dict.leo.org

I like czech minimalistic word order. We dont say "I" all the time cause it would sound retard. We just say "am fucking drunk". We use one word in at least 7 different shapes,or more. And when somebody from another country tries to speak czech, we must laugh cause they cant shape words.

 

[mugabe]

The czechs have 150 words for liquor, and none for respect.

 

[Carcassgrinder]

Oh, ein Bremer.
welkom

 

[Der Helm]

Who would actually want to speak this language ?

 

[Brat]

MEOW!

welcome!

You're learning English und ich lerne Deutsch

 

[Warthog]

Welcome to the party, Mokwai! And if there's anything you want to know, just ask!

And since we have citizens of all major English-speaking nations here, you may expect three different answers to each question.

 

[Brat]

too right!

 

[TALKHEAVY]

O.K., then let's better talk in French!

 

[gnoff]

Originally posted by mugabe
The czechs have 150 words for liquor, and none for respect.

That is respect though...

 

[Warthog]

Originally posted by TALKHEAVY
O.K., then let's better talk in French!

Oui, je speak Franglais tres good!