Midget reservation line?

[konstrukt]

I heard that many of the major festivals in Europe have midgets for sale.
They will set up your tent and unpack your gear for you.

Where do you reserve a midget?

i went to www.midgetreservations.com but the site seems to be down.

 

[SheisTheDark]

ROCK OUT!

So wait...you get to reserve a midget and then buy them?! thats kinda mean?! maybe I would like a midget for a day...or something like that.

 

[Fallen_Knight]

Originally posted by SheisTheDark
ROCK OUT!

So wait...you get to reserve a midget and then reserve them?! thats kinda mean?! maybe I would like a midget for a day...or something like that.

And what do You do with the midget?
Don't be mean to midgets...

 

[Wackianne]

Originally posted by konstrukt
I heard that many of the major festivals in Europe have midgets for sale.
They will set up your tent and unpack your gear for you.

Where do you reserve a midget?

i went to www.midgetreservations.com but the site seems to be down.

...and Europeans neither have running water nor electricity?

 

[SheisTheDark]

Uh..I meant reserve and then buy a midget..holy shit Im stupid.

Anyhoo...No I wouldnt be mean to a midget. They have a tough enough life...ya know?!lol.. But I guess if a Midget is willing to be bought, then its not so the case...and SO THEY SHALL BE USED! hehehe.

Maybe I could buy a few of them and we could have a small little midget circus...doing tumble rolls and flips...maybe jumping through hoops of fire ...something like that

 

[Fallen_Knight]

Originally posted by SheisTheDark
Uh..I meant reserve and then buy a midget..holy shit Im stupid.

Anyhoo...No I wouldnt be mean to a midget. They have a tough enough life...ya know?!lol.. But I guess if a Midget is willing to be bought, then its not so the case...and SO THEY SHALL BE USED! hehehe.

Maybe I could buy a few of them and we could have a small little midget circus...doing tumble rolls and flips...maybe jumping through hoops of fire ...something like that

The translation for midget into swedish is Dvärg
Dvärg is also Dwarf in english.

I guess Blind Guardian thought about them in The Bard's Song

 

[SheisTheDark]

YUP! Dwarf!!!! Like the little people from Charlie and the chocolate factory...ummmpalooompas!

Have you seen the episode of Jackass where Wee Man dresses up like one?!

I love midgets! They are sooo cute I just want to hug them!

 

[Fallen_Knight]

Originally posted by SheisTheDark
YUP! Dwarf!!!! Like the little people from Charlie and the chocolate factory...ummmpalooompas!

Have you seen the episode of Jackass where Wee Man dresses up like one?!

I love midgets! They are sooo cute I just want to hug them!

I am not a fan of Jackass, spends time doing other stuff than watch them

Though Jackass Gang is in my tonw with theirtour, but I am not going .. not worth it

Tomorrow it is a one-day-festival 2000 Decibel

 

[SheisTheDark]

Eh to each his own!

ARE YOU KIDDING ME! I would give my left nut to see Jackass in my town..espcially Bam Margera....*ppuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrr!*

 

[Supercharger]

Hush hush cat..you're hormons are running wild haha

 

[mugabe]

Originally posted by Fallen_Knight
The translation for midget into swedish is Dvärg
Dvärg is also Dwarf in english.

There is a difference between dwarves and midgets. I'm not sure what it is exactly, though.

 

[Supercharger]

hmm..think the average midget is slightly taller than a dwarf

 

[SheisTheDark]

Originally posted by Supercharger
hmm..think the average midget is slightly taller than a dwarf

Yeah I too belive there are some descrepancies as to what is considered a Dwarf and what is considered a Midget.

Midgets are taller than grass and trees in the Forest...he hehehehehe.

 

[A Coming Curse]

Dwarves drink mead, hoard gold and have broadaxes and warhammers......

 

[dittohead]

'phew' no one mentioned me yet...