Midget reservation line?

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I heard that many of the major festivals in Europe have midgets for sale.
They will set up your tent and unpack your gear for you.

Where do you reserve a midget?

i went to www.midgetreservations.com but the site seems to be down.
 

SheisTheDark

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ROCK OUT!

So wait...you get to reserve a midget and then buy them?! thats kinda mean?! maybe I would like a midget for a day...or something like that. :)
 
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Fallen_Knight

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Originally posted by SheisTheDark
ROCK OUT!

So wait...you get to reserve a midget and then reserve them?! thats kinda mean?! maybe I would like a midget for a day...or something like that. :)

And what do You do with the midget?
Don't be mean to midgets...
 

SheisTheDark

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Uh..I meant reserve and then buy a midget..holy shit Im stupid.

Anyhoo...No I wouldnt be mean to a midget. They have a tough enough life...ya know?!lol.. But I guess if a Midget is willing to be bought, then its not so the case...and SO THEY SHALL BE USED! hehehe.

Maybe I could buy a few of them and we could have a small little midget circus...doing tumble rolls and flips...maybe jumping through hoops of fire ...something like that :)
 

Fallen_Knight

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Originally posted by SheisTheDark
Uh..I meant reserve and then buy a midget..holy shit Im stupid.

Anyhoo...No I wouldnt be mean to a midget. They have a tough enough life...ya know?!lol.. But I guess if a Midget is willing to be bought, then its not so the case...and SO THEY SHALL BE USED! hehehe.

Maybe I could buy a few of them and we could have a small little midget circus...doing tumble rolls and flips...maybe jumping through hoops of fire ...something like that :)

The translation for midget into swedish is Dvärg
Dvärg is also Dwarf in english.

I guess Blind Guardian thought about them in The Bard's Song
 

SheisTheDark

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YUP! Dwarf!!!! Like the little people from Charlie and the chocolate factory...ummmpalooompas!

Have you seen the episode of Jackass where Wee Man dresses up like one?!

I love midgets! They are sooo cute I just want to hug them!
 

Fallen_Knight

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Originally posted by SheisTheDark
YUP! Dwarf!!!! Like the little people from Charlie and the chocolate factory...ummmpalooompas!

Have you seen the episode of Jackass where Wee Man dresses up like one?!

I love midgets! They are sooo cute I just want to hug them!

I am not a fan of Jackass, spends time doing other stuff than watch them ;)

Though Jackass Gang is in my tonw with theirtour, but I am not going .. not worth it :)

Tomorrow it is a one-day-festival 2000 Decibel :)
 

SheisTheDark

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Originally posted by Supercharger
hmm..think the average midget is slightly taller than a dwarf :D

Yeah I too belive there are some descrepancies as to what is considered a Dwarf and what is considered a Midget.

Midgets are taller than grass and trees in the Forest...he hehehehehe. :)