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Baskerville
W:O:A Metalgod
Hexen sind einfach dämlich: 
Beauty and the Beautiful Beast
Evil Witch: Well, I turned the prince into a beast. He won't go back to normal until he gets someone to love him.
Minion: Witch, that's what you turned him into? That's, like, the most dreamy beast ever.
Evil Witch: What? No way, you're crazy. Look how beastly he is.
Minion: He looks like a majestic lion. Look at his fur. It's beautiful.
Evil Witch: No...he has a tail. That's pretty beastly, right?
Minion: I saw you gave him a magnificent singing voice as well. WHY?
Evil Witch: I dunno. Figured it would help if everyone broke out into song.
Minion: I think you're making it super-easy on this guy. You let him keep his fantastic castle too?
Evil Witch: Hey, property rights aren't my territory. That's for the feudal lords to decide.
Minion: Plus you turned his entire staff into random objects? What'd they do?
Evil Witch: They worked for a really selfish prince.
Minion: You turned an old lady's kid into a cracked tea cup? That's so much worse than an awesome beast-man.
Evil Witch: Well if I left them all normal they'd leave the castle and not help him find true love!
Minion: Are you listening to yourself? These are people who are virtually slaves, working for this guy to keep their families from starving.
Evil Witch: Trust me, this all made sense about 20 minutes ago.
Minion: I mean, honestly, I think this guy looks even better to women now. He's got an awesome castle, a sweet singing voice, a magical army of appliances and objects that will sing and dance and cook dinner, and the "beast" looks like a super-hairy Fabio. People already love Fabio's long hair, having even more seems like a huge boost.
Evil Witch: Well what should I have done?
Minion: Christ! Turn him into a frog-monster with nine eyes and a gross singing voice or something and leave his staff and their children alone. He looks super majestic now but the dog is an ottoman? And they might be stuck like that forever because of an arbitrary time limit?! How is any of that fair?
Evil Witch: Well...let's just wait and see what happens.
(several years later)
Minion: WHAT? What the hell was that?
Evil Witch: He found true love! My plan worked!
Minion: No. Just...no. He kidnapped her, first of all, so this is probably at least a little bit Stockholm's Syndrome.
Evil Witch: Well...you can't prove that.
Minion: Secondly, she doesn't even know his name! She literally just called him "Beast" on the balcony there.
Evil Witch: Let's just go back to poisoning girls who live with midgets. That's hard to screw up.
Beauty and the Beautiful Beast
Evil Witch: Well, I turned the prince into a beast. He won't go back to normal until he gets someone to love him.
Minion: Witch, that's what you turned him into? That's, like, the most dreamy beast ever.
Evil Witch: What? No way, you're crazy. Look how beastly he is.
Minion: He looks like a majestic lion. Look at his fur. It's beautiful.
Evil Witch: No...he has a tail. That's pretty beastly, right?
Minion: I saw you gave him a magnificent singing voice as well. WHY?
Evil Witch: I dunno. Figured it would help if everyone broke out into song.
Minion: I think you're making it super-easy on this guy. You let him keep his fantastic castle too?
Evil Witch: Hey, property rights aren't my territory. That's for the feudal lords to decide.
Minion: Plus you turned his entire staff into random objects? What'd they do?
Evil Witch: They worked for a really selfish prince.
Minion: You turned an old lady's kid into a cracked tea cup? That's so much worse than an awesome beast-man.
Evil Witch: Well if I left them all normal they'd leave the castle and not help him find true love!
Minion: Are you listening to yourself? These are people who are virtually slaves, working for this guy to keep their families from starving.
Evil Witch: Trust me, this all made sense about 20 minutes ago.
Minion: I mean, honestly, I think this guy looks even better to women now. He's got an awesome castle, a sweet singing voice, a magical army of appliances and objects that will sing and dance and cook dinner, and the "beast" looks like a super-hairy Fabio. People already love Fabio's long hair, having even more seems like a huge boost.
Evil Witch: Well what should I have done?
Minion: Christ! Turn him into a frog-monster with nine eyes and a gross singing voice or something and leave his staff and their children alone. He looks super majestic now but the dog is an ottoman? And they might be stuck like that forever because of an arbitrary time limit?! How is any of that fair?
Evil Witch: Well...let's just wait and see what happens.
(several years later)
Minion: WHAT? What the hell was that?
Evil Witch: He found true love! My plan worked!
Minion: No. Just...no. He kidnapped her, first of all, so this is probably at least a little bit Stockholm's Syndrome.
Evil Witch: Well...you can't prove that.
Minion: Secondly, she doesn't even know his name! She literally just called him "Beast" on the balcony there.
Evil Witch: Let's just go back to poisoning girls who live with midgets. That's hard to screw up.
Hex
W:O:A Metalgod
- 4 März 2004
- 247.885
- 67.845
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Ich geb dir gleich!!!!! Ich arbeite meistens während du nur herumlümmelst!!!! Kein Wunder das du so dick bist!Faules Hexengetier, schläft bestimmt noch! Der würde ich gerne eins auf die Rübe geben.
Baskerville
W:O:A Metalgod
Ich geb dir gleich!!!!! Ich arbeite meistens während du nur herumlümmelst!!!! Kein Wunder das du so dick bist!
Wer ist hier dick???Ich bin nur kräftig gebaut!
Baskerville
W:O:A Metalgod
Ich mag dieses gute Wetter nicht! Da erdreisten sich die Leute überall auf den Wiesen herumzulümmeln. Dabei ist das das Vorrecht einzig des Murmeltieres!
Baskerville
W:O:A Metalgod
Hex
W:O:A Metalgod
- 4 März 2004
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Guten Tag, mein Name ist Hex und ich liepe Boxen!Heute hau ich sie um!
*rumfuchtel*
Baskerville
W:O:A Metalgod
Guten Tag, mein Name ist Hex und ich liepe Boxen!
*rumfuchtel*
Ähhhh.... wollen wir ein Schäferstündchen halten?
Hex
W:O:A Metalgod
- 4 März 2004
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Was ist denn ein Schäferstündchen? Müssen wir da Schafe hüten?Ähhhh.... wollen wir ein Schäferstündchen halten?
Dazu brauchen wir dann aber einen Hütehund!
Baskerville
W:O:A Metalgod
Was ist denn ein Schäferstündchen? Müssen wir da Schafe hüten?
Dazu brauchen wir dann aber einen Hütehund!
Das weiß ich auch nicht.
Ich hab nur den Begriff gehört und fand ihn lustig.Aber einen Hütehund brauchen wir auf jeden Fall und den nennen wir Hermelin!
Hex
W:O:A Metalgod
- 4 März 2004
- 247.885
- 67.845
- 158
Gut, dann geh ich morgen ins Tierheim und hole einen!Das weiß ich auch nicht.
Aber einen Hütehund brauchen wir auf jeden Fall und den nennen wir Hermelin!
Gucken wir dann Fussball?
Ich meine du guckst und ich laber dich zu!
Baskerville
W:O:A Metalgod
Gut, dann geh ich morgen ins Tierheim und hole einen!
Gucken wir dann Fussball?
Ich meine du guckst und ich laber dich zu!
Im Tierheim gibt es keine ausgebildeten Hütehunde. Die gibt es nur bei Obi.
Dann dreh ich aber den Ton immer lauter.
Hex
W:O:A Metalgod
- 4 März 2004
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Dann geh ich morgen zu OBI und frage nach einem Hütehund!Im Tierheim gibt es keine ausgebildeten Hütehunde. Die gibt es nur bei Obi.
Dann dreh ich aber den Ton immer lauter.
Die müssten doch Biber da haben, oder?
Kannst du gerne machen, das stört mich nicht!
Baskerville
W:O:A Metalgod
Dann geh ich morgen zu OBI und frage nach einem Hütehund!
Die müssten doch Biber da haben, oder?
Kannst du gerne machen, das stört mich nicht!
Nur diesen einen Biber aus der Werbung.
Kann man bei dir auch den Ton leiser drehen?