Hit 5,000 before WOA 2003?

[calonderiel]

HERBERT: But Father, I don't want any of that.
FATHER: Listen, lad. I've built this kingdom up from nothing. When I started
here, all there was was swamp. All the kings said I was daft to build a castle
in a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show 'em. It sank into the
swamp. So, I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a
third one. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the
fourth one stayed up. An' that's what your gonna get, lad - the strongest
castle in these islands.
HERBERT: But I don't want any of that - I'd rather -

 

[calonderiel]

FATHER: Rather what?
HERBERT: I'd rather... just... [music] ...sing!
FATHER: Stop that, stop that! You're not going to do a song while I'm here.
Now listen lad, in twenty minutes you're getting married to a girl whose father
owns the biggest tracts of open land in Britain.
HERBERT: But I don't want land.
FATHER: Listen, Alex, -
HERBERT: Herbert.

 

[calonderiel]

FATHER: Herbert. We live in a bloody swamp. We need all the land we can get.
HERBERT: But I don't like her.
FATHER: Don't like her?! What's wrong with her? She's beautiful, she's rich,
she's got huge... tracts of land.
HERBERT: I know, but I want the girl that I marry to have... a certain...
special... [music] ...something...
FATHER: Cut that out, cut that out. Look, you're marryin' Princess Looky, so
you'd better get used to the idea. [smack] Guards! Make sure the Prince
doesn't leave this room until I come and get 'im.

 

[calonderiel]

GUARD #1: Not to leave the room even if you come and get him.
GUARD #2: Hic!
FATHER: No, no. Until I come and get 'im.
GUARD #1: Until you come and get him, we're not to enter the room.
FATHER: No, no, no. You stay in the room and make sure 'e doesn't leave.
GUARD #1: And you'll come and get him.
GUARD #2: Hic!
FATHER: Right.
GUARD #1: We don't need to do anything, apart from just stop him entering the
room.

 

[calonderiel]

FATHER: No, no. Leaving the room.
GUARD #1: Leaving the room, yes.
FATHER: All right?
GUARD #1: Right. Oh, if-if-if, uh, if-if-if, uh, if-if-if we...
FATHER: Yes, what is it?
GUARD #1: Oh, if-if, oh -
FATHER: Look, it's quite simple.
GUARD #1: Uh...

 

[calonderiel]

FATHER: You just stay here, and make sure 'e doesn't leave the room.
All right?
GUARD #2: Hic!
FATHER: Right.
GUARD #1: Oh, I remember. Uh, can he leave the room with us?
FATHER: N- No no no. You just keep him in here, and make sure -
GUARD #1: Oh, yes, we'll keep him in here, obviously. But if
he had to leave and we were with him -

 

[calonderiel]

FATHER: No, no, just keep him in here -
GUARD #1: Until you, or anyone else, -
FATHER: No, not anyone else, just me -
GUARD #1: Just you.
GUARD #2: Hic!
FATHER: Get back.
GUARD #1: Get back.
FATHER: Right?

 

[calonderiel]

GUARD #1: Right, we'll stay here until you get back.
FATHER: And, uh, make sure he doesn't leave.
GUARD #1: What?
FATHER: Make sure 'e doesn't leave.
GUARD #1: The Prince?
FATHER: Yes, make sure 'e doesn't leave.
GUARD #1: Oh, yes, of course. I thought you meant him. Y'know, it seemed a
bit daft, me havin' to guard him when he's a guard.
FATHER: Is that clear?

 

[calonderiel]

GUARD #2: Hic!
GUARD #1: Oh, quite clear, no problems.
FATHER: Right. [starts to leave] Where are you going?
GUARD #1: We're coming with you.
FATHER: No no, I want you to stay 'ere and make sure 'e doesn't leave.
GUARD #1: Oh, I see. Right.
FATHER: Shut your noise, you! And get that suit on! And no singing!
GUARD #2: Hic!
FATHER: Oh, go get a glass of water.
(Prince writes a note, attaches it to an arrow and shoots it into...)

 

[CHtheMetalfreak]

Yeah thats a real Spamm Thread

 

[calonderiel]

Scene 15

LAUNCELOT: Well taken, Concorde!
CONCORDE: Thank you, sir! Most kind.
LAUNCELOT: And again... Over we go! Good. Steady! And now, the big one...
Ooof! Come on, Concorde! [thwonk]
CONCORDE: Message for you, sir. [fwump]
LAUNCELOT: Concorde! Concorde, speak to me! "To whoever finds this note,
I have been imprisoned by my father, who wishes me to marry against my will.
Please, please, please come and rescue me. I am in the tall tower of Swamp
Castle. At last! A call, a cry of distress! This could be the sign that
leads us to the Holy Grail! Brave, brave Concorde! You shall not have died in vain!

 

[calonderiel]

CONCORDE: Uh, I'm-I'm not quite dead, sir.
LAUNCELOT: Well, you shall not have been mortally wounded in vain!
CONCORDE: Uh, I-I think uh, I could pull through, sir.
LAUNCELOT: Oh, I see.
CONCORDE: Actually, I think I'm all right to come with you -
LAUNCELOT: No, no, sweet Concorde! Stay here! I will send help as soon as I
have accomplished a daring and heroic rescue in my own particular... (sigh)

 

[calonderiel]

Originally posted by CHtheMetalfreak
Yeah thats a real Spamm Thread

And if it's not the thing, it really looks like it

 

[calonderiel]

Considering the relatively low number of posts made here daily, I didn't think it would be so difficult to have a whole page...

 

[calonderiel]

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Let's try again....