Hit 5,000 before WOA 2003?

[calonderiel]

ZOOT: and she must pay the penalty - and here in Castle Anthrax, we have but
one punishment for setting alight the grail-shaped beacon. You must tie her
down on a bed and spank her!
GIRLS: A spanking! A spanking!
DINGO: You must spank her well. And after you have spanked her, you may deal
with her as you like. And then, spank me.
MANY VOLUPTUOUS HALF-NUDE GIRLS: And spank me. And me. And me.

 

[calonderiel]

GIRLS: A spanking! A spanking!
DINGO: And after the spanking, the oral sex.
GIRLS: Oral sex! Oral sex!
GALAHAD: Well, I could stay a BIT longer.
LAUNCELOT: Sir Galahad!
GALAHAD: Oh, hello.
LAUNCELOT: Quick!
GALAHAD: What?

 

[calonderiel]

LAUNCELOT: Quick!
GALAHAD: Why?
LAUNCELOT: You're in great peril!
GALAHAD: No I'm not.
ZOOT: No he isn't.
LAUNCELOT: Silence, foul temptress!
GALAHAD: Now look, it's not important.
LAUNCELOT: Quick! Come on and we'll cover your escape!
GALAHAD: Look, I'm fine!

 

[argon factor]

Re: newpage*newpage*newpage*newpage*newpage*newpage*

Originally posted by calonderiel
Ehehe... One whole page... Going for the second now!

Damn, you really got one complete page! That won't happen again!

 

[calonderiel]

LAUNCELOT: Come on!
GALAHAD: Now look, I can tackle this lot single-handed!
DINGO: Yes! Let him tackle us single-handed!
GIRLS: Yes! Tackle us single-handed!
LAUNCELOT: No, Sir Galahad, come on!
GALAHAD: No, really, honestly, I can go back and handle this lot easily!
DINGO: Oh, yes, he can handle us easily.
GIRLS: Yes, yes!

 

[calonderiel]

GALAHAD: Wait! I can defeat them! There's only a hundred and fifty
of them!
DINGO: Yes, yes, he'll beat us easily, we haven't a chance.
GIRLS: Yes, yes. [boom]
DINGO: Oh... sh*t. [outside]
LAUNCELOT: We were in the nick of time, you were in great peril.
GALAHAD: I don't think I was.
LAUNCELOT: Yes you were, you were in terrible peril.
GALAHAD: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.

 

[calonderiel]

Re: Re: newpage*newpage*newpage*newpage*newpage*newpage*

Originally posted by argon factor
Damn, you really got one complete page! That won't happen again!

Come on... You just say that because I outposted you on this thread...

 

[calonderiel]

LAUNCELOT: No, it's too perilous.
GALAHAD: Look, I'd like to get as much peril as I can.
LAUNCELOT: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on!
GALAHAD: Well, let me have just a little bit of peril?
LAUNCELOT: No, it's unhealthy.
GALAHAD: Bet you're gay!
LAUNCELOT: No, I'm not.
[Narrative Interlude]

 

[calonderiel]

NARRATOR: Sir Launcelot had saved Sir Galahad from almost certain
temptation, but they were still no nearer the Grail. Meanwhile, King Arthur
and Sir Bedemir, not more than a swallow's flight away, had discovered
something. Oh, that's an unladen swallow's flight, obviously. I mean,
they were more than two laden swallow's flights away - four, really, if they
hadn't a cord of line between them. I mean, if the birds were walking and
dragging -
CROWD: Get on with it!
NARRATOR: Oh, anyway, on to scene twenty-four, which is a smashing
scene with some lovely acting, in which Arthur discovers a vital clue, in which
there aren't any swallows, although I think you can hear a starling -oolp!

 

[calonderiel]

Scene 12

OLD MAN: Ah, hee he he ha!
ARTHUR: And this enchanter of whom you speak, he has seen the grail?
OLD MAN: Ha ha he he he he!
ARTHUR: Where does he live? Old man, where does he live?
OLD MAN: He knows of a cave, a cave which no man has entered.
ARTHUR: And the Grail... The Grail is there?
OLD MAN: Very much danger, for beyond the cave lies the Gorge of Eternal
Peril, which no man has ever crossed.
ARTHUR: But the Grail! Where is the Grail!?
OLD MAN: Seek you the Bridge of Death.
ARTHUR: The Bridge of Death, which leads to the Grail?
OLD MAN: Hee hee ha ha!

 

[calonderiel]

Scene 13

HEAD KNIGHT: Nee! Nee! Nee! Nee!
ARTHUR: Who are you?
HEAD KNIGHT: We are the Knights Who Say... Nee!
ARTHUR: No! Not the Knights Who Say Nee!
HEAD KNIGHT: The same!
BEDEMIR: Who are they?
HEAD KNIGHT: We are the keepers of the sacred words: Nee, Pen, and Nee-wom!

 

[calonderiel]

RANDOM: Nee-wom!
ARTHUR: Those who hear them seldom live to tell the tale!
HEAD KNIGHT: The Knights Who Say Nee demand a sacrifice!
ARTHUR: Knights of Nee, we are but simple travellers who seek the enchanter
who lives beyond these woods.
HEAD KNIGHT: Nee! Nee! Nee! Nee!
ARTHUR and PARTY: Oh, ow!
HEAD KNIGHT: We shall say 'nee' again to you if you do not appease us.
ARTHUR: Well, what is it you want?
HEAD KNIGHT: We want... a shrubbery! [dramatic chord]

 

[calonderiel]

ARTHUR: A what?
HEAD KNIGHT: Nee! Nee!
ARTHUR and PARTY: Oh, ow!
ARTHUR: Please, please! No more! We shall find a shrubbery.
HEAD KNIGHT: You must return here with a shrubbery or else you will never pass
through this wood alive!

 

[calonderiel]

ARTHUR: O Knights of Nee, you are just and fair, and we will return with a
shrubbery.
HEAD KNIGHT: One that looks nice.
ARTHUR: Of course.
HEAD KNIGHT: And not too expensive.
ARTHUR: Yes.
HEAD KNIGHTS: Now... go!

 

[calonderiel]

Scene 14

NARRATOR: The Tale of Sir Launcelot...
FATHER: One day, lad, all this will be yours!
ERBERT: What, the curtains?
FATHER: No, not the curtains, lad. All that you can see! Stretched out over
the hills and valleys of this land! This'll be your kingdom, lad!
HERBERT: But, Mother -
FATHER: Father, I'm Father.