Hit 5,000 before WOA 2003?

[calonderiel]

LEFT HEAD: In that case I shall have to kill you.
MIDDLE HEAD: Shall I?
RIGHT HEAD: Oh, I don't think so.:#:MIDDLE HEAD: We
ll, what do I think?
LEFT HEAD: I think kill him.
RIGHT HEAD: Well let's be nice to him.
MIDDLE HEAD: Oh shut up.

 

[calonderiel]

LEFT HEAD: Perhaps -
MIDDLE HEAD: And you.
LEFT HEAD: Oh quick get the sword out I want to cut his head off!
RIGHT HEAD: Oh, cut your own head off!
MIDDLE HEAD: Yes, do us all a favor!
LEFT HEAD: What?
RIGHT HEAD: Yapping on all the time.

 

[calonderiel]

MIDDLE HEAD: You're lucky, you're not next to him.
LEFT HEAD: What do you mean?
MIDDLE HEAD: You snore.
LEFT HEAD: Oh I don't - anyway, you've got bad breath.
MIDDLE HEAD: Well its only because you don't brush my teeth.
RIGHT HEAD: Oh stop bitching and let's go have tea.
LEFT HEAD: All right all right all right we'll kill him first and then have
tea and biscuits.

 

[calonderiel]

MIDDLE HEAD: Yes.
RIGHT HEAD: Oh, but not biscuits.
LEFT HEAD: All right all right not biscuits, but lets kill him anyway.
ALL HEADS: Right!
LEFT HEAD: He buggered off.
RIGHT HEAD: So he has, he's scarpered.
MINSTREL (singing): Brave Sir Robin ran away

 

[calonderiel]

ROBIN: No!
MINSTREL (singing): He bravely ran away away
ROBIN: I didn't!
MINSTREL (singing): When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely
turned his tail and fled
ROBIN: No!
MINSTREL (singing): Yes Brave Sir Robin turned about

 

[calonderiel]

ROBIN: I didn't!
MINSTREL (singing): And gallantly he chickened out. Bravely taking to his
feet
ROBIN: I never did!
MINSTREL (singing): He beat a very brave retreat
ROBIN: Oh, lie!
MINSTREL (singing): Bravest of the brave Sir Robin:&Pp
ROBIN: I never!

 

[calonderiel]

Scene 11

NARRATOR: The Tale of Sir Galahad... [boom crash] [angels singing]
[pound pound pound]
GALAHAD: Open the door! Open the door! [pound pound pound] In the name
of King Arthur, open the door! [squeak thump] [squeak boom]
ALL: Hello!
ZOOT: Welcome gentle Sir knight, welcome to the Castle Anthrax.
GALAHAD: The Castle Anthrax?

 

[calonderiel]

ZOOT: Yes... oh, it's not a very good name is it? Oh! but we are nice and
we shall attend to your every, every need!
GALAHAD: You are the keepers of the Holy Grail?
ZOOT: The what?
GALAHAD: The Grail -- it is here?
ZOOT: Oh, but you are tired, and you must rest awhile. Midget! Crepper!
MIDGET and CREPPER: Yes, oh Zoot!
ZOOT: Prepare a bed for our guest.

 

[calonderiel]

MIDGET and CREPPER: Oh thank you thank you thank you-
ZOOT: Away away vilatesses[?]! The beds here are warm and soft - and very,
very big.
GALAHAD: Well, look, I-I-uh-
ZOOT: What is your name, handsome knight?
GALAHAD: Sir Galahad... the Chaste.
ZOOT: Mine is Zoot... just Zoot. Oh, but come!
GALAHAD: Look, please! In God's name, show me the Grail!

 

[calonderiel]

ZOOT: Oh, you have suffered much! You are delirious!
GALAHAD: L-look, I have seen it! It is here, in the-
ZOOT: Sir Galahad! You would not be so ungallant as to refuse our
hospitality.
GALAHAD: Well, I-I-uh-
ZOOT: Oh, I am afraid our life must seem very dull and quiet compared to yours.
We are but eight score young blondes and brunettes, all between sixteen and
nineteen and a half, cut off in this castle with no one to protect us! Oh, it
is a lonely life - bathing, dressing, undressing, making exciting underwear....
We are just not used to handsome knights. Nay, nay, come, come, you may lie
here. Oh, but you are wounded!

 

[calonderiel]

GALAHAD: No, no - i-it's nothing!
ZOOT: Oh, but you must see the doctors immediately! No, no, please, lie down. [clap clap]
PIGLET: Ah. What seems to be the trouble?
GALAHAD: They're doctors?!
ZOOT: Uh, they've had a basic medical training, yes.
GALAHAD: B-but--
ZOOT: Oh, come come, you must try to rest! Doctor Piglet,
Doctor Winston, practice your art.
PIGLET: Try to relax.

 

[calonderiel]

GALAHAD: Are you sure that's necessary?
PIGLET: We must examine you.
GALAHAD: There's nothing wrong with that!
PIGLET: Please - we are doctors.
GALAHAD: Get off the bed! I am sworn to chastity!
PIGLET: Back to your bed!
GALAHAD: Torment me no longer! I have seen the Grail!
PIGLET: There's no grail here.

 

[calonderiel]

GALAHAD: I have seen it, I have seen it. I have seen -
GIRLS: Hello.
GALAHAD: Oh -
MANY VOLUPTUOUS HALF-NUDE GIRLS: Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello.
Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello.
GALAHAD: Zoot!
DINGO: No, I am Zoot's identical twin sister, Dingo.
GALAHAD: Oh, well, excuse me, I -

 

[calonderiel]

DINGO: Where are you going?
GALAHAD: I seek the Grail! I have seen it, here in this castle!
DINGO: No! Oh, no! Bad, bad Zoot!
GALAHAD: What is it?DINGO: Oh, wicked, bad, naughty Zoot! She has been
setting alight to our beacon, which, I just remembered, is grail-shaped.
It's not the first time we've had this problem.
GALAHAD: It's not the real Grail?

 

[calonderiel]

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