Hit 10000 before Wacken?

[Warthog]

Forgive me, but I must spam...

I'm way too close to 3000 just to give up right now.

 

[Warthog]

MAY 2003

Date
Artist
Ages
Price
Doors Open At
Jay's Comments

SAT 3 TBA, Bubba Flex, Denials Final Answer, Dusk, Big Super Nothing, Above the Fray, TBA All $8 adv.
$10 door
SUN 4 Dope, Tapping the Vein, Zug Izland, Mindstab, Swythe, Deficit show at 5:15pm
All $15 5:00
FRI 9 Kings X, Fishbone, Supermack, Off Contact, Humanroom show at 7:30pm All $25 7:00
SAT 10 Jackyl, Torn, Iron Boss, TBA
21+ $20
TUE 13 The 2003 Metal Gods Tour: Halford, Testament, Immortal, Primal Fear, Amon Amarth, Carnal Forge, PainmuseuM show at 5:30pm All $40 5:00
THU 15 Pissing Razors, 40 Grit, Society 1 (featuring Matt Zane), Luxt, TBA, TBA show at 6:15pm All $12 6:00
FRI 16 Suki Jones 21+ $15 Suki Jones is Jizzy Pearl (of Love/Hate & RATT) on Vocals, Keri Kelli (of L.A. Guns) on Guitar, Brent Muscat (of L.A. Guns and Faster Pussycat) on Guitar, Robbie Crane (of RATT) on Bass and Steven Adler (of Guns -n- Roses) on Drums
SAT 17 Zebra, Fiona, TBA, Orion tickets from the earlier, postponed show will be honored 21+ $20
SUN 18 The Haunted, Shai Hulud, Hate Eternal, Kataklysm, Bleeding Through, Goatwhore show at 5:15pm All $15 5:00
MON 19 Hate Eternal, Strapping Young Lad, Goatwhore, Tortured, Brutal Dysfunction CANCELLED Hate Eternal and Goatwhore are now on The Haunted show on May 18
FRI 23 TBA, The Dreamscapes Project, Sake, TBA, TBA show at 6:10pm
All $8 adv.
$10 door 6:00
SAT 24 Lynch Mob, Tangent 21+ $20
FRI 30 LaCuna Coil, Tapping the Vein, Into Eternity, Daylight Dies, TBA show at 7:30pm All $15 7:00
SAT 31 The Sirens CD Release Party, TBA All $8 adv.
$10 door

 

[Warthog]

December 07, 2002

"Because I have completed the very successful »Brotherhood« phase (most successful studioalbum since »Masquerade«, already in the first phase 15.000 units more issued than from the predecessor »Victory«, very well visited tour) now with the release of the Live-2CD, DVD[plus ] and DVD, it is time for new activities.

My old record company Sanctuary (known before as Noise Records) plans to release a Double-History CD, which will contain old unpublished tracks as new recordings as well as new recorded tracks of some albums and various remixes. One of the two CDs will also have a DVD-side which containes the old clips of »Bad to the Bone« as well as »Conquistadores« as well as further clips with not used material so far and recorded tracks from previous tours. Further it will contain various backstage-material of our previous tours and things which I recorded on video myself during our previous record productions.

A lot of work which waits for me. The release is planned before summer 2003 already, so that I will begin with the concrete work on the next album directly after the promotion-phase for the Double-History CD. The next regular album will be released presumably in spring 2004 already.

Therefore there will be no live-activites in 2003 but with one exception perhaps (W:O:A 2003). But according to this I won't express myself at today's point yet.

I wish all you RUNNING WILD fans a metallic Christmas and a happy new year and I would like to thank you again here for your support during the last years, because without you, the fans, a release like the current Live-2CD etc. would have been not possible.

Keep On Running Wild!" - Rock'n'Rolf [rk]

 

[Warthog]

LANGUAGE CORNER: PROVERBS AND IDIOMS

Here are some Norwegian PROVERBS and sayings which can be used to
describe sports or life in general. Can you guess what they mean?

1. Selg ikke skinnet før bjørnen er skutt.
(SEHLL EEK-KEH SHEENN-EH FUHR BJUHRN-EHN ÆR SKEWTT.)

2. Det nytter ikke å gråte over spilt melk.
(DEH NEET-TEHR EEK-KEH OH GROH-TEH OH-VEHR SPEELT MEHLK.)

3. Når enden er god, er all ting godt.
(NOHR EHNN-EHN ÆR GOO, ÆR AHLL TEENG GOHT.)

 

[Warthog]

IDIOMS are phrases that do not mean exactly what their constituent
words mean. Here are some useful idioms and common expressions
which can be used to describe sports or life in general:

1. være fornøyd med
(VÆ-REH FOHR-NOYD MEH / be satisfied with)

2. være misfornøyd med
(VÆ-REH MEESS-FOHR-NOYD MEH / be dissatisfied with)

2. vinne over (noen)
(VEEN-NEH OH-VEHR NOO-EHN / defeat (someone)

3. tape for (noen)
(TAH-PEH FOHR (NOO-EHN) / lose to (someone)

4. gjøre feil
(YUH-REH FAIL / make mistakes)

5. få det til å klaffe
(FOH DEH TEEL OH KLAHF-FEH / get it to work out, succeed)

6. ha flaks
(HAH FLAHKS / be lucky)

6. dra lasset
(DRAH LAHSS-EH / carry the load)

7. satse på
(SAHT-SEH POH / go in for, concentrate on, go after)

8. gi opp
(YEE OHPP / give up)

8. være i siget
(VAE-REH EE SEEG-EH / be in motion, be under way)

9. være i teten
(VAE-REH EE TEH-TEHN / be in the lead)

10. ligge bak
(LEEG-GEH BAHK / be behind)

 

[Warthog]

April 15, 2003
For Immediate Release: April 15, 2003

THE 2003 METAL GODS TOUR DATES CONFIRMED

NEW YORK - This is it. Inhale. The 2003 Metal Gods Tour is now. Thirty shows over 49 days, generating simple madness and forging blissful Metal memories. This spring a half dozen legendary, diverse and hard playing Metal Gods will take stage in a mass of screaming heavy metal maniacs.

Hot, loud and pure adrenaline rush. Thirty nights of Halford, Testament, Immortal, Primal Fear, Amon Amarth, Carnal Forge and Pain Museum. A rare night of the best Metal has to offer.

This spring, The Metal Gods will debut a blistering lineup near you. Check www.TheMetalGods.com and www.TicketMaster.com for behind-the-scenes tour reports and ticket details.

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The Metal Gods 2003 Tour Schedule:

04/15/03 Fri. House of Blues, Chicago, IL
04/26/03 Sat. Agora Theatre, Cleveland, OH
04/27/03 Sun. Clutch Cargos, Pontiac, MI
04/29/03 Tue. The Opera House, Toronto, Canada
05/01/03 Thu. Webster Theatre, Hartford, CT
05/02/03 Fri. B.B. King's, New York, NY
05/03/03 Sat. B.B. King's, New York, NY
05/04/03 Sun. The Palladium, Worcester, MA
05/06/03 Tue. Metropolis, Montreal, Canada
05/08/03 Thu. The Chance, Poughkeepsie, NY
05/10/03 Sat. Vanderbuilt Theatre, Long Island, NY
05/11/03 Sun. Trocadero, Philadelphia, PA
05/13/03 Tue. Jaxx, Springfield, VA
05/15/03 Thu. The Millenium Center, Winston-Salem, NC
05/24/03 Sat. Deep Ellum Live, Dallas, TX
05/27/03 Tue. Ogden Theatre, Denver, CO
05/31/03 Sat. Northgate Theatre, Seattle, WA
06/01/03 Sun. Roseland, Portland, OR
06/06/03 Fri. House Of Blues, Los Angeles, CA
06/07/03 Sat. House Of Blues, Las Vegas, NV

More concert dates coming soon.

 

[Warthog]

METAL KARAOKE SHOW with KJ Lollo

It is again so far! The one and only Metal-Karaoke-Show of Europe returns to WACKEN!

Who already has experienced the Metal-Karaoke-Show on the Wacken-Open-Air last year, will be able to confirm; the mood in the to burst filled Headbanger's-Ballroom-Tent was in exuberance and enjoyment hardly to top. The true stars of such a festival on the stage got presenter KJ Lollo and Metal-DJ Buddy: THE FANS! Once on Stage the singer was celebrated from thousands of people, while the singer shoutet out his favourite songs... This dream come true eith the Metal-Karaoke-Show.

From hundreds of titles, from Metallica, Iron Maiden, Slayer, AC/DC, Queensryche, Helloween, Alice Cooper, Black Sabbath, Megadeth, Pantera, Rage Against The Machine, Papa Roach, Linkin Park to Survivor, Steppenwolf, Kiss and many more the fan can select and position itself then to the public. And this year even still becomes something new: A live band will sing Metal-classics with the Maniacs together! Fucking cool hits from Motörhead, Saxon, Running game and also current songs of Manowar, Sentenced and and and will be blown the W:O:A guests around their ears.

For the first time there will be the possibility for the singers to get a copy of the action to make happy the friends and the family...and while your grandma shows your action to her friends, you know to have done the correct!

SHOUT OUT LOUD AT W:O:A 2003!

 

[Warthog]

LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- Britney Spears' request for a restraining order against a Japanese fan will be dismissed as part of an out-of-court agreement between both parties, court officials said Wednesday.

Masahiko Shizawa's attorney had said Spears' misunderstood his client's interest in her. "He's not a stalker," Simon R. Hiller said during a February hearing. "He's an avid fan."

In asking for a court order keeping Shizawa at least 1,000 yards from her, the 21-year-old pop star said he had sent hundreds of love letters and photographs and tracked her to her homes in Louisiana and California. She said one photo bore the words, "I'm chasing you."

Hiller said Shizawa, a 41-year-old computer programmer and inventor, returned to Japan when his visa expired but wanted to resolve the issue so he could eventually return to the United States.

Spears' attorney Joel R. Strote was out of his office Wednesday and unavailable for comment, associates said.

 

[Warthog]

YOUR ITINERARY:

Day 1: Wednesday 30th July
Departing in the afternoon/evening from your local pick up point we make our way to Dover for an early morning ferry to Calais

Day 2: Thursday 31st July
On arrival in France we head directly for Hamburg and our hotel, arriving early afternoon. Having dropped off the hotel clients, we carry on to the festival campsite to arrive in the mid afternoon.

Day 3: Friday 1st August
Friday is DAY ONE of the festival proper and the coach will transfer hotel clients to the festival site (approx 50 minutes drive), returning to the hotel at the completion of proceedings.

Day 4: Saturday 2nd August
Festival DAY TWO and once more for hotel clients the coach will tansfer to and from the festival site.

Day 5: Sunday 3rd August
Campers will be collected in the late morning from the Festival campsite before the coaches return to the hotels for the hotel clients. We then make our way back to Calais, for a late evening ferry and an early hours arrival back in London and on.

 

[Warthog]

On August 16, 1896, Skookum Jim, Tagish Charlie and George Washington Carmack found gold in the Klondike, and the Yukon was changed forever. It was nearly a year, however, before the outside world knew about the find; the steamship Excelsior arrived from the north in San Francisco on July 15, 1897, and the Portland arrived in Seattle two days later. Newspapers trumpeted the story of "a ton of gold" being on board.



An endless line of stampeders
ascends the Chilkoot Pass, 1898.
Photo by Winter & Pond.
Word of the gold strike had already filtered out to miners and prospectors working in the north. In the early part of 1897 most of the people travelling over the Chilkoot Pass and on to Dawson were still experienced prospectors. On June 3, 1897, North-West Mounted Police Inspector W. H. Scarth reported "Large numbers of people camped at the White Horse." By the fall of 1897 the first neophyte stampeders had started to arrive; the new arrivals were inexperienced, and most weren't prepared for the rigors of the trip.

The rush reached its peak in the spring of 1898. The Chilkoot tramway was dropping freight on the summit at the rate of nine tons an hour. Over 30,000 people poured over the passes, 20,000 of them in the period from the opening of the Customs post in mid-February to the beginning of May.

 

[Warthog]

SEBASTIAN BACH OUT OF JESUS CHRIST SUPERSTAR!


Jesus has been fired!

We've learned that it appears Sebastian Bach has been fired from the cast of Jesus Christ Superstar! The story is they were going to change the end of the show and Bitch Boy freaked out and couldn't handle it. At the end of the show, they wanted the entire cast to come out instead of just Sebitchian taking a bow by himself. He threw a total fit and flew home. They then fired his crybaby ass. That's the word on the street anyway. It's also well known that the cast was sick of his attitude and temper anyway. The Jesus Christ Superstar tour with Sebastian was scheduled to go until August.

All we have to say right now is, HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!

We're out like Sebastian's role as Jesus Christ,

The Friendly Staff At Metal Sludge

 

[Sodomy&Lust]

<------ Warrior against solo-spamming attacks

 

[Warthog]

SLUDGETTE OF THE MONTH

We've been doing our Sludgeaholic Of The Month since September of 2000 and thought it was time to give the girls something. So we created the Sludgette Of The Month!

We have no idea why we didn't start doing the Sludgette Of The Month when we started doing the Sludgeaholic Of The Month. Maybe we were secretly gay at the time. Who knows? It's a mystery that will probably never be answered.

What does it take to be a Sludgette Of The Month?

Tits!

That, and you need to be wearing a Metal Sludge T-Shirt, Baby Doll, or Tank Top! No exceptions! Otherwise, it's like wanting to be a Playboy Playmate but not wanting to get naked. It just ain't gonna happen!

So if you have a Baby Doll, Tank Top, T-shirt, or Jersey, just send us your picture and maybe you'll make the grade! Send it to metalsludge@metal-sludge.com and address it as Sludgette Of The Month. Not every chick will get to be Sludgette Of The Month, so don't take it personally if you get denied like a fat chick outside of Motley's tour bus.

By being Sludgette Of The Month you'll get tons of exposure and lots of guys will want to get in your pants! You can't lose. After a year of this we'll let the Sludgeaholics vote for Sludgette Of The Year! You could even win not so valuable prizes!

 

[Warthog]

Originally posted by Sodomy&Lust
<------ Warrior against solo-spamming attacks

RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!!!

 

[Warthog]

Yet Another Milestone
By Nicolás Di Candia (nicolas@snpp.com) - January 28, 2003
The Simpsons will reach the 300 episode mark on February 16th, with the airing of an episode titled “Barting Over.”
In the episode, Bart becomes emancipated and leaves the family as he discovers that he was in commercials as a baby and Homer foolishly spent all the money on naming a star (which later went supernova) after the family. The episode features pro skateboarder Tony Hawk and the band Blink-182 (which will make the eighth musical guest of the 14th season).
With at least two more seasons confirmed, The Simpsons is set to become the longest-running fictional show on the American television still in production, though it can end up losing that title to “Law & Order,” which premiered roughly at the same time and has been airing more episodes per season lately. Regardless of this, the show remains the longest-running animated prime time show in history, after surpassing The Flintstones in 1997. On the other hand, 300 episodes isn't even halfway through the run of “Gunsmoke,” which aired astonishing 633 episodes from 1955 to 1975 and is the longest-running fictional US series to date.
It should be noted that while Fox is promoting “Barting Over” as the official 300th episode, this is not exactly correct. In fact, the 300th episode to be aired will be “Strong Arms of the Ma,” on February 2nd. “Barting Over” isn't the 300th produced episode either, as that title goes to “Strong Arms of the Ma” as well.
Upon your preference, one of the two episodes joins the list of episodes noted by their round numbers, which are:


#50
“Homer Alone,” aired February 6th, 1992, during season 3.
#100
“Sweet Seymour Skinner's Badassss Song,” aired April 28, 1994, during season 5.
#150
“Raging Abe Simpson and his Grumbling Grandson in 'The Curse of the Flying Hellfish',” aired April 28th, 1996, during season 7.
#200
“Trash of the Titans,” aired April 26th, 1998, during season 9.
#250
“A Tale of Two Springfields,” aired November 5th, 2000, during season 12.

Note that both episodes #200 and #250 featured a popular music group, like “Barting Over.”
The recent contract with Fox will take The Simpsons at least through season 16 and May 2005, with Al Jean on the helm. The end isn't near for the show, as it was suggested last year by a misquoted Matt Groening.