Hit 10000 before Wacken?

[gnoff]

RAP VS. BLACK METAL

Rap: Obsessed with ”keeping it real,” an arbitrary set of rules
BM: Obsessed with ”staying true,” an arbitrary set of rules

Rap: Band members with fake names
BM: Band members with fake names

Rap: Complaints about oppression from white Christians
BM: Complaints about oppression from white Christians

Rap: Overly concerned with making money
BM: Overly concerned with not making money

Rap: Cheesy synthesizers
BM: Cheesy synthesizers

Rap: Barely in English
BM: Barely in English

Rap: 100 guest appearances on every album
BM: 100 side projects by every band member

Rap: Closed-minded fan base
BM: Closed-minded fan base

Rap: Very expensive tennis shoes
BM: Very expensive leather boots

Rap: Imagery containing dogs
BM: Imagery containing wolves

Rap: Rips off samples from pop music
BM: Rips off ideas from classical music

Rap: Videos with super-shiny floors and cars
BM: Videos with super-shiny swords

Rap: Imagery of the urban jungles
BM: Imagery of the bleak forests

Rap: Songs about hanging out
BM: Songs about hanging people

Rap: Overly concerned with appearance
BM: Overly concerned with appearance

Rap: High number of guys with either no hair or long hair
BM: High number of guys with either no hair or long hair

Rap: Vocal style masks lack of singing ability
BM: Vocal style masks lack of singing ability

Rap: Musicians face accusations of selling out
BM: Musicians face accusations of selling out

Rap: Videos with scantily-clad women
BM: Promo photos with scantily-clad women

Rap: Bitching about being enslaved
BM: A bunch of bitches called Enslaved

 

[monochrom]

Very cool, gnoff!

 

[gnoff]

Originally posted by monochrom


Very cool, gnoff!

I've stolen it from another dude, but it's great stuff

 

[monochrom]

Originally posted by gnoff


I've stolen it from another dude, but it's great stuff

Me and my flatmate (she's a hip-hop djane ) were laughing our butts off just now!

Very good description of the two music scenes in our household.

 

[gnoff]

Originally posted by monochrom
Me and my flatmate (she's a hip-hop djane ) were laughing our butts off just now!

Very good description of the two music scenes in our household.

Happy to be of assistance in the comical field

 

[monochrom]

Originally posted by gnoff


Happy to be of assistance in the comical field

Internet is cool, a nnorwegian guy can brighten up the life of a hamburg hip-hop djane and her death/black-metal flatmate. That is what's it all about.

 

[gnoff]

Originally posted by monochrom

Internet is cool, a nnorwegian guy can brighten up the life of a hamburg hip-hop djane and her death/black-metal flatmate. That is what's it all about.

I'm sure that's the case, even though I'm swedish miself



But you have a good point

 

[monochrom]

Originally posted by gnoff
I'm sure that's the case, even though I'm swedish miself



But you have a good point

Ah, shit, I was still in Black-Metal mood. Can't escape Norway then.

*Gets into Death Metal mood and apologizes to the Swede*

 

[gnoff]

Originally posted by monochrom
Ah, shit, I was still in Black-Metal mood. Can't escape Norway then.

*Gets into Death Metal mood and apologizes to the Swede*

No problems

 

[gnoff]

7419



<- have learned from mi wife

 

[PsychicVeteran]

Originally posted by gnoff
7419



<- have learned from mi wife

7420

What a great teacher you have

 

[gnoff]

Originally posted by PsychicVeteran
7420

What a great teacher you have

Yes

7421

You back at home now I guess?

 

[PsychicVeteran]

Originally posted by gnoff
Yes

7421

You back at home now I guess?

7422

I guess so

 

[gnoff]

Originally posted by PsychicVeteran
7422

I guess so

7423

you're not sure?

 

[PsychicVeteran]

Originally posted by gnoff
7423

you're not sure?

7424

I think my head and my body are in different places