Heavy Metal Never Will Be Died!”

[Supercharger]

or more redneck inspired album by Immortal : Battles in bayous in the south

 

[Hammered_gods]

Or maybe the put the frosting on each other...

 

[monochrom]

Originally posted by Warthog
lol, FROSTAGE?!?!?!?

well, "Frosting" is the sugary stuff you put on a birthday cake, maybe that's what he was talking about? lol...

Apparently he thinks he's such a great English speaker that he can get away with making up fake words...

This just confirms my suspicion that Immortal do nothing but sing about bad weather.

And now the best thing - I realized today that Abbath doesn't even write the lyrics - it is still the old Immortal guitar player Demonaz, who had quit the band years ago because of an illness. So there really is absolutely no reason for Immortal to have lyrics like these, I thought, until I realized it: It's this metal brother thing, they really mean all that stuff and still want Demonaz to feel part of the band. And the only way is him writing crappy english lyrics - it's very funny and very cool at the same time.

 

[Warthog]

Or maybe they force him to continue writing crappy English lyrics for the band even though he's no longer a part of it, as part of his penance for being weak and untrue and leaving the band in the first place.

You could say he's being held hostage...er, FROSTAGE...by the rest of the band.

 

[Hammered_gods]

In czech we say when somebody get dumped that they "let him go(or release him) to ice",maybe that's what Immortal did

 

[monochrom]

Originally posted by Hammered_gods
In czech we say when somebody get dumped that they "let him go(or release him) to ice",maybe that's what Immortal did

LOL!

Yeah, Abbath broke up with Demonaz cause he wasn't any good in bed, but he is still allowed to do the cooking and the lyrics from his "Prison of eternally ice".

 

[Hammered_gods]

Yeah and next song will be called In the kingdom of frosted corpsepainted dicks

 

[monochrom]

Originally posted by Hammered_gods
Yeah and next song will be called In the kingdom of frosted corpsepainted dicks

Or: "My former Love-Troll makes me do the dishes in this castle of terror reigning ice supreme"

 

[Warthog]

Originally posted by monochrom
LOL!

Yeah, Abbath broke up with Demonaz cause he wasn't any good in bed, but he is still allowed to do the cooking and the lyrics from his "Prison of eternally ice".

Really? I always thought that Demonaz wore the pants in that relationship.

 

[monochrom]

Originally posted by Warthog
Really? I always thought that Demonaz wore the pants in that relationship.

But you know, when Horgh came into it the whole situation changed - I mean, take a look at Horgh, he can't really play the woman. Add Iscariot as tranny queen and you have a jolly True Norwegian Black Homo Gangbang Combo.

 

[Warthog]

Originally posted by monochrom
But you know, when Horgh came into it the whole situation changed - I mean, take a look at Horgh, he can't really play the woman. Add Iscariot as tranny queen and you have a jolly True Norwegian Black Homo Gangbang Combo.

And just when we thought Turbonegro was enough.

Horgh looks more like a corny WWE wrestler. "Can you smell what the Horgh is cooking?!?!?!?" I hear he eats babies for breakfast.