Hammered's (rough) sex thread

[ShizzoKrause]

Originally posted by monochrom
*Is learning the soft and fluffy things very fast how to shoot, use a sword and cuddle a foe to death to build a mighty army against possible invaders*

Yeah cool, Mono gets violent again

 

[monochrom]

Originally posted by ShizzoKrause
Yeah cool, Mono gets violent again

*Is by now ruling over a vast, evil and extremely loveable army and laughing on his black throne high above the toy mines*

 

[ShizzoKrause]

Originally posted by monochrom
*Is by now ruling over a vast, evil and extremely loveable army and laughing on his black throne high above the toy mines*

That´s how I like you

 

[monochrom]

*Sends out a horde of suicide Monchichis to conquer China*

 

[ShizzoKrause]

Originally posted by monochrom
*Sends out a horde of suicide Monchichis to conquer China*

Oh no, not the Monchichis, they put everything in their mouth....
*seestheMonchichisshootingthemselfinthemouth*

 

[monochrom]

Originally posted by ShizzoKrause
Oh no, not the Monchichis, they put everything in their mouth....
*seestheMonchichisshootingthemselfinthemouth*

They are suicide monchichis anyway, they explode into pathogenic viruses which makes the Chinese behave like lemmings and jump into the Yangtse.

 

[ShizzoKrause]

Originally posted by monochrom
They are suicide monchichis anyway, they explode into pathogenic viruses which makes the Chinese behave like lemmings and jump into the Yangtse.

Is it possible that you play to much on your PC?

 

[monochrom]

Originally posted by ShizzoKrause
Is it possible that you play to much on your PC?

Actually, I almost never play computer games. Not my cup of tea. Why?

 

[ShizzoKrause]

Originally posted by monochrom
Actually, I almost never play computer games. Not my cup of tea. Why?

Reminded me of Lemmings

 

[monochrom]

Originally posted by ShizzoKrause
Reminded me of Lemmings

That was a sweet game, actually...

 

[ShizzoKrause]

Originally posted by monochrom
That was a sweet game, actually...

Yeah, it ws cool - oh oh

 

[monochrom]

Originally posted by ShizzoKrause
Yeah, it ws cool - oh oh

Actually that sound is quite similat to the one the teletubbies make...

*Sees a line of colourful teletubbies marching into a flamethrower*

 

[ShizzoKrause]

Originally posted by monochrom
Actually that sound is quite similat to the one the teletubbies make...

*Sees a line of colourful teletubbies marching into a flamethrower*

yes, you are right, never thought about that

Like Teletubbies?

 

[Rock'n'Roll]

Originally posted by Hammered_gods
I don't need to have boyfrind who is bad in bed.....or I am hard to please??

No, you should go for the best...

 

[Rock'n'Roll]

Originally posted by Hammered_gods
Ok maybe some men were too soft to me,I don't need them to ask about my feeling,they were just affraid to brutally rape me

You should get to know some vikings...