Hammered's (rough) sex thread

[Rock'n'Roll]

Originally posted by Rock'n'Roll
Can't have that too often... wouldn't be able to walk again at all in the end...

And I'm talking about you gals...

 

[Der Helm]

Originally posted by Rock'n'Roll
And I'm talking about you gals...

Yeah, they call him King Dingeling

or so I have heard

 

[Rock'n'Roll]

Originally posted by Der Helm
Yeah, they call him King Dingeling

or so I have heard

A well known sex object...

 

[Der Helm]

Originally posted by Rock'n'Roll
A well known sex object...

I don't like to be treated like an object









most of the time

 

[Rock'n'Roll]

Originally posted by Der Helm
I don't like to be treated like an object









most of the time

We all are...

 

[FuckedUpCat]

Originally posted by Rock'n'Roll
We all are...

Sex is probably the most funny/interesting/sick and so on thing to talk about!!
Sooo.. of course I would find this place

and.. rough sex.. no problem.. I am used to it.. heheheheheehe
Well.. but you are right.. can´t have it all the time.. (I wish) Right now I am living in celibacy.... not the first time for that I tell ya

 

[Warthog]

Originally posted by FuckedUpCat
Sex is probably the most funny/interesting/sick and so on thing to talk about!!
Sooo.. of course I would find this place

and.. rough sex.. no problem.. I am used to it.. heheheheheehe
Well.. but you are right.. can´t have it all the time.. (I wish) Right now I am living in celibacy.... not the first time for that I tell ya

and I hope poor Supercharger doesn't run out of vaseline and tissues in the meantime.

 

[Rock'n'Roll]

Originally posted by FuckedUpCat
Sex is probably the most funny/interesting/sick and so on thing to talk about!!
Sooo.. of course I would find this place

and.. rough sex.. no problem.. I am used to it.. heheheheheehe
Well.. but you are right.. can´t have it all the time.. (I wish) Right now I am living in celibacy.... not the first time for that I tell ya

Probably lived most of your life in celibacy...

 

[FuckedUpCat]

Originally posted by Rock'n'Roll
Probably lived most of your life in celibacy...

*stares at and growls*
Well.. that could be sort of true.. or not.. eeehmmm
whatever.. I am more then willing to make up for the celibacy years of mine.. but I have to wait another 4 months... but then.. mohahahahahha

 

[monochrom]

Originally posted by FuckedUpCat
*laughs her ass off*
Muppets, simpsons, Kelly Bundy... I thought I was sick when it came to sex!!
*ROFL*

By the way.. sex isn´t really good unless it contains a lot of nails, teeth and some hard fucking.. hehe
Give me bruises and scratchmarks god damn it... and don´t forget the "strangle me softly" thingy.. mohahahhahahhha
And I don´t wanna be able to walk properly for a couple of days.. THAT my dear friends is rough and good sex....

Stay Metal

Over and Out

/K

I'm also quite fond of kissing.

 

[FuckedUpCat]

Originally posted by monochrom
I'm also quite fond of kissing.

*laughs her ass off*

 

[Warthog]

Originally posted by monochrom
I'm also quite fond of kissing farm animals.

 

[monochrom]

Originally posted by Warthog

I'm wondering, are warthogs held as farm animals?

*Runsawayquickly*

 

[Warthog]

Originally posted by monochrom
I'm wondering, are warthogs held as farm animals?

*Runsawayquickly*

lol!

Perhaps, but I think you need to find a female warthog.

Unless...

 

[FuckedUpCat]

Originally posted by Warthog
lol!

Perhaps, but I think you need to find a female warthog.

Unless...

unless what??
Unless the farmer gives the warthog a good spanking??


and now to one of my favejokes!


Do you know why scots wear kilt?

a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away!


*ducks for possible blows*