Hallo

[Dr. Zoidberg]

Hi metal people!

just introducing myself. I am 17 and like deicide.

I go to wacken for the first time this year, will there be any rotting whale corpses there?

just kidding ha ha ha

serious. I want to know if it's possible to jump on any of the stages at wacken because I want masterbate in front of loads of metalheads like you!

o ja, are you allow to be naked at the festival? in my town it is allowed, but my father tell me rest of europe is "closeminded"

thanx! drink beer!

 

[Baskerville]

I like your nickname!

 

[berserkur]

hey dude are you really from Greenland?!
So you like to masturbate in an exhibitionist fashion, eh?
I hear you're quite the alcohol bingers...
Are you bringing seal or whale meat to the festival? I´m coming with dried fish (harðfiskur) myself. *cough*(really!)

 

[mugabe]

Originally posted by Dr. Zoidberg
I want to know if it's possible to jump on any of the stages at wacken because I want masterbate in front of loads of metalheads like you!

Maybe with Victims of Madness, but they might have that slot filled already.

O ja.

 

[Thordis V.]

reminds me of Fuck for forest

 

[gnoff]

Originally posted by Thordis V.
reminds me of Fuck for forest

that swedish girl that fuckied in Norwad recently seem pretty fucked up as well

 

[Fyodor]

No beer?
No mead?
No meat?

The grill is waiting!

 

[Dr. Zoidberg]

Originally posted by Fyodor
No beer?
No mead?
No meat?

The grill is waiting!

What is mead?

I don't eat meat. that is sick. I just like to stroke my meat by the fountain at our town center. the police don't arrest me anymore because i just keep masterbating in the holding cell.

yes I am from greenland and I want a big cereal!

 

[Dr. Zoidberg]

noone answer my question. is it ok to be naked at wacken?

 

[Fyodor]

Originally posted by Dr. Zoidberg
noone answer my question. is it ok to be naked at wacken?

Has anyone a link to the picture of the cereal-king? That would help answer this question.

 

[Sodomy&Lust]

That shouldn't be a problem, but please, don't stay naked in the moshpits, or while crowd-surfing, that would be a bit disgusting

 

[Sister Demon]

Well, I agree with Fyodor!
Show us a picture of yourself an then we`ll see, if you`re supposed to be naked in Wacken!

 

[LEX]

Getting neked is no big deal. I wish I could put the pic of "the cereal king" up that I have here . I also saw plenty of ppl takin' it all off at the body wash.
No one really wants to see you wanking though, maybe you should keep that to your tent, or maybe the metal market tent

 

[Fyodor]

Originally posted by Sister Demon
Well, I agree with Fyodor!
Show us a picture of yourself an then we`ll see, if you`re supposed to be naked in Wacken!

I didn't want to see a pictore of him. I ment the cereal king from last year, there has to be a link somewhere in this forum.... the guy with the Kellogg's box on his head, cut to look like a crown, and as a scepter he had a fly swatter. His only "cloth" was a bulletbelt. Where is that damn link?!?

 

[Sister Demon]

Originally posted by Fyodor
I didn't want to see a pictore of him. I ment the cereal king from last year, there has to be a link somewhere in this forum.... the guy with the Kellogg's box on his head, cut to look like a crown, and as a scepter he had a fly swatter. His only "cloth" was a bulletbelt. Where is that damn link?!?

Oops! Well, that happens when I don`t really read the post attentively!