Haemorrhoids

[dittohead]

Originally posted by Warthog
It's when you push too hard when you're taking a crap and it ends up all sore...yeah...haemorrhoids suck.

oooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i seee ouch

 

[Warthog]

Originally posted by dittohead
oooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i seee ouch

yes...quite worthy of a grindcore song.

 

[dittohead]

hahaha you a morbid sufferer??

 

[Warthog]

Originally posted by dittohead
hahaha you a morbid sufferer??

Nah, I'm more careful.

 

[dittohead]

gimme some tips

 

[Hammered_gods]

Yweah listening to gore and girndcore helps to get through every pain

 

[SWAMPIG]

Originally posted by dittohead
gimme some tips

eat more fibre and drink less lager, Sprouts, Cabbage, brocolli are good for them (but you can only get so much up youre arse!) but Lager seems to be the worst thing for them!

 

[Carpathian_Wolf]

Originally posted by Sodomy&Lust
I think I'm starting to suffer from haemorrhoids.

Sorry, but I don't want to suffer in silence.



Best regards

Get well soon amigo!

 

[Carpathian_Wolf]

Originally posted by SWAMPIG
eat more fibre and drink less lager, Sprouts, Cabbage, brocolli are good for them (but you can only get so much up youre arse!) but Lager seems to be the worst thing for them!

Would it make a difference if i drank newky brown instead

 

[Sodomy&Lust]

Originally posted by Warthog
It's when you push too hard when you're taking a crap and it ends up all sore...yeah...haemorrhoids suck.

My grandfather used to burst out into tears whenever he had to clean his ass after shitting, due to his haemorrhoids

And thanks @everyone for your support!! Today I'm feeling nothing in my ass, maybe I don't have haemorrhoids

 

[Warthog]

Originally posted by Sodomy&Lust
And thanks @everyone for your support!! Today I'm feeling nothing in my ass, maybe I don't have haemorrhoids

If you're ever unlucky enough to go to prison, you'll wish it was 'rhoids.