Going on my own!

[Warthog]

Originally posted by Aegir

Funny thing is, I don't mind the fact that I don't know anybody there - 'cos Wacken last year was amazing, the atmosphere was great, and I'm sure that I'm gonna have a great time anyway. So bring it!

Ah yes, Wacken, great Wacken...where the beer flows freely, the party never stops, everyone's friendly and the women are willing! ALL HAIL WACKEN!!!

See ya there!

 

[LooseCannon]

Willing women?Where?
*looks around*

 

[Supercharger]

hmm..don't know where the hog saw willing women last year..There is a serious lack of women during Wacken each year

 

[Der Helm]

Originally posted by Supercharger
hmm..don't know where the hog saw willing women last year..There is a serious lack of women during Wacken each year

I think he hides tham all in his tent

 

[Carpathian_Wolf]

Originally posted by Der Helm
I think he hides tham all in his tent

He keeps them to himself and doesnt share!

 

[Warthog]

Originally posted by Carpathian_Wolf
He keeps them to himself and doesnt share!

Well, shit, would you?

All the Frauleins want to spend time in Warthog's House of Love.

 

[monochrom]

Originally posted by Warthog
Well, shit, would you?

All the Frauleins want to spend time in Warthog's House of Love.

Enjoying a bit of hoggy-style loving - which emphasizes on three things:

1. Scratching the ears of your lover with your tusks
2. Absorb as much mud during the act in your as possible
3.Grunt.

 

[Warthog]

Originally posted by monochrom
Enjoying a bit of hoggy-style loving - which emphasizes on three things:

1. Scratching the ears of your lover with your tusks
2. Absorb as much mud during the act in your as possible
3.Grunt.

And repeat!

Not to forget feeding your lover the roots and tubers you dug up with your snout. Nothing's more romantic.

 

[Brat]

Originally posted by Warthog
All the Frauleins want to spend time in Warthog's House of Love.

We do?

 

[Warthog]

Originally posted by Brat
We do?

Yes! Don't deny it!

WOMEN OF THE WORLD, PREPARE TO BE CONQUERED!

 

[Brat]

oh yeah, I'm coming alone to Wacken because I want you!

 

[Supercharger]

dear scotty there you have it..you're hoggy style is an instant by the girls..good work mate

 

[Warthog]

hehe, thank you, thank you, ray my friend! Like I always say...NONE CAN RESIST THE HOG!!!

I mean, this is testimony enough:

Originally posted by Brat
I'm coming alone to Wacken because I want you!

Ohhh Yeah!

 

[Brat]

LMAO!

 

[Rock'n'Roll]

Originally posted by Warthog
All the Frauleins want to spend time in Warthog's House of Love.

Do you have a big blinking sign...