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Corny

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Original geschrieben von monochrom
Mist, das war auch nicht der Thread wo meine Deathmetalregeln drin standen. Irgendwie find ich die nicht mehr. War das im englischen Forum?
*Grübel*



meinst du die englischen extremregeln??? mit smoke weed und so??? Und ein Song darf nur soundso langsam oder soundso schnell sein??? Die sind nicht so lustig wie die Black Metal regeln :)





Und ich bin auch Black Metal Fan und mag das düstere Corpsepaint getue, aber Nazis: Nein danke!!!!!!!!!!!
Den Varg Vikernes könnense ewig drin behalten (und WENN der rauskommt wird der 100pro umgenietet - von den Mayhem Fans oder sogar Mayhem selbst :D:D:D)

der Möbus... man schaue in sich nur an... dann weiss man doch bescheid :D
 

monochrom

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Original geschrieben von Corny
meinst du die englischen extremregeln??? mit smoke weed und so??? Und ein Song darf nur soundso langsam oder soundso schnell sein??? Die sind nicht so lustig wie die Black Metal regeln :)





der Möbus... man schaue in sich nur an... dann weiss man doch bescheid :D

Nein, als ich zum 1000sten mal diese BM-Regeln las, hab ich mal Death Metal - Regeln erfunden und ich find die nicht mehr.
:(

Und ausserdem prust. Stimmt leider bei dem ärmlichen Wicht,.
 

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Originally posted by monochrom
Very easy.

1.Don't change - you are perfect already.
2. Tell sick people about death metal
3. Ignore everyone else. They will never understand anyway.
4. Spend nearly no money on clothes
5. Clothes are black jeans, black death metal shirt,spikes, leather, chains, HARD boots and nothing else
6. No, you may never wear a hat
7. Pretend to accept every nazi-would-be-death-metal fan. Then, when he turns his back on you, kill him.
8. No, there is no moral problem - you are a DEATH METAL - Fan, capisce?
9.Light a black candle for Chuck now and then. He gaveth us Scream Bloody Gore
10. Worship Scream Bloody Gore
11. Music (Read: Death Metal) is the ONLY thing to worship. Only sissies and black metal idiots (well, sissies) worship gods and demons and stuff.
12. You may have sex, but you shall not like it like headbanging or buying CD's.
13. There is an exception to rule 12: If the girl is also a death metal fun you may fuck her like crazy AND like it. I mean, she's human.
14. Yes, you have known it all along, non-death-metal-fans do NOT qualify as human. They rank somewhere between molluscs and hyenas and are to ignored or exterminated violently.
15. Good Life-Forms: Cows (Think of sausages and drums), barley, trees (guitar bodies), electricians and wolves (honorable enemies)
16. You can probably kill the rest. But don't care too much, you could be listing to underground death metal from Pakistan in that time.
17. Know lots of funny country names because they've got good bands. If you visit these countries, ignore everything but the two death metal joints.
18. Good drugs: Pure Alcohol, methyline, sulphuric acid, uranium, blood of enemies. Taking a drug that may provoke happiness ore oneness with the universe makes you a sissy. Please die.
19. After death, the worms!
20. Except for Chuck. He may be in death metal heaven but we don't talk about that.
21. Always stop doing things whenever you feel lik

Das hab ich gefunden, sind die das?